Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
it really be the people closest to you that will do the most foul shit
Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
local cop just attempted to stop and frisk me bc i had a foil-wrapped item in my hand. asked me “let’s make this easy, how much weight you got?” didn’t like when i said “you stopped me for donuts?” really didn’t like when it was donuts. sped off.
get absolutely shat on, kid
You can take $250,000 from Chase and Amex at 0% interest, buy $250,000 in physical gold bars, put them in a Brinks vault, and borrow $200,000 against the gold at 4.5% to pay the credit cards back to zero
You end up holding a quarter million dollars of gold bought entirely with the bank's money, and the IRS can't tax a single dollar of it
This is how billionaires have avoided income taxes for 50 years and it works with a normal 720 credit score
Walk through the chain step by step:
Step 1: You have a 720+ credit score and an LLC. We sequence applications across 5 to 6 banks (Amex, Chase, US Bank, Wells Fargo, PNC) in the exact bureau order that unlocks $250,000 in 0% APR business credit for 12 to 18 months
Step 2: You buy $250,000 worth of 1-ounce physical gold bars from a bullion dealer (APMEX, JM Bullion, or Costco). At $2,700 an ounce, that is about 92 ounces of pure gold, roughly 6 pounds. It fits inside a shoebox. Plus you immediately collect 500,000 credit card points worth $5,000 to $10,000 tax-free just from the swipe
Step 3: You ship the bars straight to an insured depository vault (Brinks, Loomis, or Delaware Depository) in an allocated account in your name. Storage costs about $250 a year
Step 4: Before your 0% credit card promo window ends, you hand your Brinks vault receipt to a precious-metals collateral lender (or private bank credit line). Because physical gold in a Brinks vault is Tier-1 liquid collateral, they lend you 75% to 80% of the gold's value ($195,000 to $200,000) on a low-interest collateralized line at roughly 4.5% to 5%
Step 5: You take that $200,000 wire and pay the 0% credit cards down before the bank ever charges you a penny of 24% credit card interest
Now look at what you own:
- $250,000 in physical gold sitting in a vault appreciating 10% to 25% a year
- All $250,000 of your 0% business credit cards paid back and wide open to use again
- Every time the gold goes up in value, you refinance the vault loan, pull the appreciation out in cash, and pay $0.00 in capital gains tax because borrowing against an asset is a loan, and the IRS cannot tax a loan
Elon Musk does this with Tesla shares at Goldman Sachs. You can do it with 92 ounces of gold bought on Chase's dime
If you have a 700+ credit score and want my team to unlock 150K-250K in 0% business funding for you, book a call using the link in my bio
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Borrowing only up to 80% of the gold's value cannot repay the full $250k credit card balance as described. Gold loans from major providers are unavailable on newly purchased bullion and carry margin call risks.
jmbullion.com/gold-loans/
retipster.com/272-ari-page/
Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
Here’s a list of the “Richest People In Crypto”
and None of them give a single fuck about you
👍
Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
Here are some pretty good hacks that could come in handy if you have some of these problems.
Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
When you got rich off of crypto, never forget to:
- Don’t tell everyone about it
- Pay off all debt at first
- Stay humble
- And never forget where you came from
This post didn’t reach you by mistake.
Prepare.
Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
GN $QNT ARMY!
THE WORLD RUNS ON MONEY.
MONEY RUNS THROUGH NETWORKS.
BUT WHO WILL CONNECT THOSE NETWORKS? 👀
QUANT WANTS THAT ROLE.
If it succeeds, $5,000 QNT might become crypto's most legendary prediction! 🔥
Dr. Bruce Banner🧊🥶🌪️ retweeted
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