@JRMartin1988
 Cambuslang, Scotland
Joined October 2019
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Get tae fuck man.😭
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Prime Soprano on his day was unplayable. 🔥 🤌🏻
Vintage.NewJersey
@VintageNJ115h
The beautiful game
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Granty@gr4nt7Oct 17
Spent another £40m and hand these cunts another title because we can’t beat Dundee away!
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Playing Joy Division over the tannoy is fucking tremendous patter man.😂
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This could be double figures here.
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Callum Fuckin Osmand.
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jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 16
“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
Umesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Sky Sports Scotland
@ScotlandSkyMay 13
🍀 "Iconic scenes." Kelechi Iheanacho scores a late penalty to snatch a HUGE win for Celtic at Motherwell! We're going to have a final day title decider - live on Sky Sports! Motherwell vs Celtic & Hearts vs Falkirk reaction | Sky Sports Football now 📺

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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 17
Gregg's post from his daughter's wedding telling you to appreciate what is beautiful and it's just a picture of him
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Grand Auld Team
@GrandAuldTeam_Oct 16
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
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JT@jt_stamfordOct 15
Jesus Christ, this is the epitome of commitment to the cause. Just scroll back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jamie@jambo__fettOct 14
Replying to @jambo__fett @afowler06 @serenasophiax
You’re literally sitting next to her while she’s wearing sunglasses @afowler06. She must think you’re full of shit.
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k_07@K_h__1888Oct 13
Club Brugge 0-1 up at the san siro Viking 2-0 up against Bayern Sabah getting a UCL win But remember folks it’s too hard for Celtic to compete nowadays in Europe 👍👍
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Eugene@eugeneh84Oct 11
Staying silent for 2 hours on the Monday morning all hands Teams call, only unmuting to ask if anyone caught the Dapper Laughs v Joey Essex fight at the weekend
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So good seeing Jota back playing.
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Hogh assist.
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Yeah mate…stop slicing it over the bar.😮‍💨😮‍💨
Joel Kim
@KNTFootballOct 10
STOP IT MIN-SU. STOP IT. 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #rangersfc
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Pour yourself a beer and scroll through the pathetic little man @JamieBrysonLLB recent posts. It really is entertaining. Get it so far up ye ya fuckin mutant orange bastard.😂🫵🏻
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Keir@thefeniangmbnoOct 9
Obviously the pints you fucking idiot
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