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Say what you will about Elton John, but it’s difficult to imagine any other past or present Premier League chairmen pulling this off
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A little thought experiment...
(I've pasted it below, because it's too long to fit neatly into a tweet.)
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ALT POLITICIANS. Compensate for the lack of clarity in what you're saying by interjecting phrases like "let me be clear, "I've always been clear" and "I couldn't be clearer" between every incoherent, rambling, lying sentence you deliver to the public. Gaffer, Edinburgh
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You do have to wonder… if Boris Johnson has a dynamite piece of evidence that he never misled and never deliberately broke any rules, why didn’t he put it in the public domain before he was forced to resign?
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As I see that it’s open season for barristers making wild claims outside their area of expertise, may I offer my own contribution:
Habeas corpus was invented in the 12th century by the European Union as part of the stitch-up of Boris Johnson by Sue Gray.
#LawNotPolitics
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Dear BBC, a gentle reminder that this is written on the side of your fucking headquarters. If I were you, I’d be sacking the chairman who withheld the truth, NOT the presenter who told it.
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Inspector Pratt played by @JQWT at @South_Mill_Arts - tickets available here southmillarts.ticketsolve.co…
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Lettuce and tomato shortage leads to debate over whether Brexit is to blame, sparking angry exchanges on Facebook between leaf and romaine supporters.
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If you support rejoining the EU, please retweet this so we can follow you.
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Remember this one? "Lily the Pink" (1968) by the UK comedy group The Scaffold. This song went to n.1 in the charts & stayed there for 4 weeks. It tells the story of Lily the Pink & her amazing ‘medicinal compound’ that cures all your ills. But just who was Lily the Pink? Thread
ALT An LP sleeve for the single Lily the Pink. It is sepia in tone & shows the three band members. The writing is in an old-timey style script & there is a deliberate effort to capture a vintage vibe. All band members look very serious - strange given the utterly mad song they are selling.
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Remember when the High Priests of Brexit derided expert analysis showing that Brexit would increase the cost of living…
…and instead told us that Brexit would dramatically drive down living costs across the board? xitter.cf/luckyma_man/status/148…
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🚨 Adam Boulton is leaving Sky News
Let’s never forget how he once gave us the best thing that’s ever happened on a British news channel.
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RT
Sky reports @BulbUK may go under imminently. Many panic asking me "shld I switch now?" No
Ur on a price cap tariff
Nowt cheaper's available
If it goes bust ur auto-moved to a price cap tariff
Ur credit's protected
Switch & if it goes bust u may be caught mid-way
DO NOTHING!
