Writer. Co-Executive Producer of @SPRpod. Voice of Ethan Schwartz. He/Him.

Washington, DC
Joined October 2013
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Dinotrux precedes the Cars universe. I will now take questions.
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This is a terrible investment.
This is a slam dunk for Virginia!
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I need more #ScavengersReign on Max please.
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I Prop-mastered this commercial! Great to see it in the wild!
On January 6th, I defended our democracy from insurrectionists as a Capitol Police Officer. After, President Biden honored me with the Presidential Citizens Medal. Today, I’m running for Congress to stop Trump's MAGA extremists & ensure it never happens again. Join me: secure.actblue.com/donate/lo…
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Goddamn that is some fine work.
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It’s all been leading to this! A big thanks to @ThatLogicMax who held on to the show long enough to make this episode (and the season) happen.
It's the final episode of season 2. Brought to you by Spandexo!
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I planned to write this nursing a nice cup of coffee, but instead I write this from under my sick toddler. Tomorrow our final episode of @SPRpod debuts and I’m beyond thankful for the actors, the musicians and above all Maximilian Clark, who ensures the show exists. So thank you.
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I am asking Hollywood to remember that spy movies work best when they acknowledge that spy work is often monstrous. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy > MI1 > Casino Royale > Literally every spy movie where the spies don’t work for a country but the greater good
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I would like us to all stop making doctors and lawyers and cops all out to be heroes in media, because I’ve never met one who wasn’t just as clueless and fucking useless as the rest of us.
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The break into Act 2 of Talk to Me. Wow. Fucking hell.
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For the first time in years I will be tabling at @DCzinefest! If you want to swing by and check out my work or talk about @SPRpod I’ll be there from 11-5pm! At 2:30 I’ll be on a panel with Mouna Touré to discuss Zines in Modern Fandom. Come on by and buy some original art!
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I would kill for an @alanwake mod that replaces him with Garth Marenghi.
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Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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hoping all the Wall Street analysts, investors and shareholders embrace our ongoing strategy of losing billions of dollars and alienating all the creative people who make our product so we can show everyone who is the smartest and most powerful
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Good morning to all of Virginia and a get fucked to Youngkin and his team.
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That is fucking bullshit. I’ve watched as you and the team has fostered an incredible space for criticism and fans alike. What a bunch of fucknuts I’m sorry this happened.
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