opinions are my own but more than likely fact.

Joined March 2015
I’ve had a few car insurance companies and the one that sucked the least was @progressive . Shout out to Ron.
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O.M.G. Somebody please come and scrape me off the floor. 🤤
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This is her best vmas performance no shade to 03’ or 90’
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Julie retweeted
yo taylor, i'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but yung lean had one of the best videos of all time
‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift wins Video of the Year at the #VMAs.
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I picture this with 78 degree water and it’s relaxing.
Seals in Provincetown, MA are working the Nor’easter swells off Cape Cod. Must be a buffet down there. Conditions really start to deteriorate tonight on Cape Cod.
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Replying to @JDMorgan
@JDMorgan “zip code…” I’m just catching up.😂
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I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa
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#obsession cinematic masterpiece.
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I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that. wow. im doing this DAILY now.
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#caterpillar Davey’s friend at the end is who I strive to be more like spiritually. Minus the surgery, no offense.
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The dress was great but the rest..
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My funeral will have an open bar
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When I was a kid motherfuckers were getting shot in the face in like 38% of cartoons. We all thought it was normal. “Why is Daffy Duck’s bill on the back of his head?” “Elmer Fudd just shot him in the fucking face at point blank range.” “Was that necessary?” “Apparently.”
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I don’t like automatic flush toilets. You don't get a chance to inspect your work. There could be blood in the stool, or tapeworm.
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Jimmy Fallon DESTROYS Trump over Iran 😂 You NEED to see this!
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me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me
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Saint that adult monkey.
Punch, the viral lonely monkey, has now been hugged and groomed by an adult monkey for the first time. Things are looking better for the little guy.
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Lord please take away all of Punch pain away and give it to Diddy instead
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I will literally fly to Japan and fuck this monkey up.
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Jasmine Crockett doesn’t fear anyone‼️ THIS IS SO GOOD‼️ She’s absolutely brilliant‼️
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