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I’ve had a few car insurance companies and the one that sucked the least was @progressive .
Shout out to Ron.
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I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa
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I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that.
wow. im doing this DAILY now.
#caterpillar Davey’s friend at the end is who I strive to be more like spiritually. Minus the surgery, no offense.
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When I was a kid motherfuckers were getting shot in the face in like 38% of cartoons. We all thought it was normal.
“Why is Daffy Duck’s bill on the back of his head?”
“Elmer Fudd just shot him in the fucking face at point blank range.”
“Was that necessary?”
“Apparently.”
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I don’t like automatic flush toilets. You don't get a chance to inspect your work. There could be blood in the stool, or tapeworm.
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me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me
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I will literally fly to Japan and fuck this monkey up.
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