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The Laughing Guitarist

@JB_MusicComic

I play rock & roll music & tell awful jokes. No to woke, no pronouns. Self-declared “Fastest Pun In The West."

 South West, England
Joined March 2015
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If anyone knows what the relative minor of an F major chord is, Dm me
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My bank phoned this morning about excessive purchases of aftershave. They think my card has been Cologne’d…. #LunchPun
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#TuesdayTitters #Memes #irobot
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#MondayMirth #Memes #Morph #Aardman Angel of the Morph….
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Can be found on the A1 near Gateshead, otherwise known as the Great Morph Road….
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#TuesdayTitters #Memes #Prodigy #rave I’m a tyre-starter! Twisted tyre-starter!
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…..or should that be “Smack My Mich Up?” 🤣🤣🤣
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Silicon implant specialists are off on their annual trip from Brest to Nepal. #LunchPun
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#MondayMirth #Memes
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Just bought a book titled “How to emphatically say no in German.” You can order it via phone, just dial 9-9-9 #LunchPun
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Someone just phoned me, sneezed 5 times then hung up. I hate cold callers….. #BadJokeFriday
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Sad news: the inventor of Morse Code has passed away. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots…. #LunchPun
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#BadJokeThursday #Memes #onlyfoolsandhorses #ofah Albert Square
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Camping is the best way to watch dolphins. For all in tents & porpoises #WednesdayWit #DadJokes
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Queen are now selling their own brand of keto bread, it’s seven seeds and rye #LunchPun
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I’ve tried everything to beat my addiction to ATM machines, but I keep getting withdrawal symptoms…. #LunchPun
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#MondayMirth #Memes
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#MondayMirth #Memes #ParisRiots #Studentprotests HMV Paris after the riots….
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I was driving to work this morning & ran into a delivery van carrying cream cheese & chives. I didn’t see the dip in the road! #LunchPun #DadJokes
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#BadJokeFriday #Memes #StormAusten Not impressed with the new Mike Myers movie…..
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I only asked for help getting piston hydraulic fluid, now I’m banned from Halfords! #BadJokeFriday #DadJokes
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