Ex financial programmer, economics, the 3Rs, humour and puns, walking, nature, music, photography, board games.
SW England, S Wales.
Joined December 2020
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A man walks into a bar carrying a spear, and is arrested shortly after for spiking drinks.
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My friend insists on playing his small woodwind instrument when we go mountaineering.
High fluting.
Yes very pompous.
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A Peruvian baker dropped a meat & onion pastry based product on his foot.
He's now on Inca Pastie benefit.
There's always a surge in demand down at the constipation clinic on budget day.
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On my computer I tried to look up traditional methods of breaking out of prison, but it came back file not found.
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The local vicar and fishing enthusiast has been using the village church to temporarily store their catch - authorities have been turning a blind eye to this but the bishop now says they need to address the eely font in the room.
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That's probably because last week I took them Brown wholemeal bread instead of white sliced.
Our music keeps getting pirated - I know this like the hack of my band.
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My sister trained to become a builder - she told me her first attempt at applying a protective coat to a house was her renders.
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I got a job as a shepherd and the farmer asked me to round up his flock of about 280 sheep - so I said, what to the nearest 100?
