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Today, I officially opened the Leaders’ Retreat for the newly elected NRM MPs and party-leaning Independents at the National Leadership Institute, Kyankwanzi. I congratulated them on their victory and the NRM’s strong performance and reminded them that we must address our weaknesses to do even better.
I emphasised that they are now leaders who must deepen their understanding of ideology, philosophy and strategy in order to diagnose society’s problems and prescribe solutions. This generation must end poverty by creating prosperity through production, not begging or corruption. Every adult must earn from producing a good or a service. I look forward to the engagements of the week ahead.
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This Viktor Gyokeres chants is the best I’ve ever seen. “He dumped his girlfriend to play in red and white” 😂
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Replying to @ManUtd
This is by FAR the WORST Manchester United squad in the history of the club.
None of them deserves to be paid, Stop sacking the innocent staff & start selling these players.
Call back Ten Hag, apologize to him and sack him again…
Like I don’t get, every player always remember their prime when they play against us… Every player are good till we sign them.
Dalot is like Rashford but as a defender; Zirkzee is like Dalot but plays forward, and Højlund is the Viking version of Zirkzee.
Zirkzee will not know peace…
Eriksen can’t even make Al Nassr first Eleven, Casemiro should be in Squid Game 3… I would love to see him rock that green outfit.
We got our first attempt at the 33rd minutes, like bro that’s so disappointing… We are not even better than Ipswich,
Dalot made an attempt to dribble, he ended up giving a foul away… Dalot should be detained, he lied about being a footballer, bro should be looking for job on LinkedIn.
Lisandro Martinez lately is playing like he got Menstrual cramp, that Tyrion Lannister should leave my club. Ajax has been scamming people and getting away with it…
Hojlund will cook in Brighton, Casemiro will be a nice Assistant Manager in Ligue 2, Zirkzee will be a decent Model, and Eriksen should find something else doing, maybe a back up singer for Nasboi.
I heard they are recruiting construction workers in Croatia, Antony should apply… I don’t even know if De Ligt is a good or terrible signing. We payed £60m for Mason Mount but bro got a part time job in a hospital. We could have invested that money on Web3.
No matter how evil the root of money can be the root of poverty can never be holy… No matter how bad Man City look like, Man United is Worse.
Prisoners should be allowed to watch Manchester United match as part of punishment
God will punish Sir Alex Ferguson for getting Old. Sleepless night continue…
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Mature men who are 31+, please drop one piece of advice to men 18 to 30. It can be about anything!
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2013. Zlatan Ibrahimovic bicycle kick from outside the box won the Puskas. He scored it against England and it was the 5th goal to win the award.
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🚨 Andrés Iniesta officially confirms his retirement from professional football.
🏆 World Cup
🏆 2x Euro
🏆 4x Champions League
🏆 9x LaLiga
🏆 3x Club World Cup
🏆 3x Super Cup
🏆 6x Copa del Rey
🏆 7x SuperCopa
🏆 1x Japanese Champion
🏆 1x Japanese Cup
🏆 1x Japanese Super Cup
Legend of the game. 🐐✨
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There’s a growing trend of "cut off your family, they’re toxic" advice circulating these days. It’s interesting because many of the people preaching this are often left feeling empty, disconnected and unhappy when they retire to their homes at night, despite spending their days surrounded by acquaintances and social friends.
Every small misunderstanding with family is now quickly labeled as toxicity. Now, don’t get me wrong, there are certainly many toxic family members out there that warrant cutting off.
But let’s not forget that toxic behaviors can also come from us children. Some of us, influenced by social media and trends, have “grown wings” and now believe tetugambwako (we cannot be advised). The moment a relative dares to challenge us, they’re instantly labeled as toxic or as not wanting the best for us.
But here’s the thing: there will come a time when family, whether it’s your cousins, aunties, siblings, uncles, or parents will hold you down better than anyone else even when you’re not close. You might let the world mislead or sway you, but when that time comes, you may find yourself standing alone.
If you have family that genuinely wishes you well, despite their shortcomings or occasionally "harsh tones," try to extend grace and keep that relationship cordial.
No one is perfect, and maintaining a healthy, respectful relationship with those who care about you will always be worth it.
Dear Tamale Mirundi Jr, Ffe abakuwaana we’ll not be there.
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Highlights from Gameweek 1 captured by @peakshots.
Courtesy of @NileSpecial | @mtnmomoug |@uzima_water | @upscaleOOHRw
#NLLXV
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Replying to @femalelawyernet
I need the energy of Counsel Ssemakadde to face all the remaining days of this year.
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Me to anyone who says Declan Rice deserved a second yellow
xitter.cf/Jroy__10/status/175633…
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Every time Ugandans stand up against corruption, misuse of office and all the other impunity in this country, the spin doctors try to politicize it. #StopCorruption @KagutaMuseveni @AnitahAmong @PoliceUg @SpireJim @IGGUganda
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Something small for the oppressed and the oppressors. @Faizafabz , @beewol and all the other colleagues. I wish you well . We shall overcome. Hopefully bail is in order today #March2Parliment #Uganda #freedom
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I think we forgot "the carrot" part of that EFRIS discussion. If I was URA, I'd partner with UDB to create an SME product using EFRIS as the basis for disbursement. For example:
The registered SMEs get 10% of their turnover in EFRIS as an unsecured loan from UDB payable over 3 to 5 years.
If you are part of a strategic sector (Manufacturing, agro-processing, healthcare) or you have other impact characteristics (i.e. youth, women or refugee owned) the percentages goes up or the terms improve. No unnecessary back-and-forth, no long DD process, and no security. You file and you are compliant: You get a UDB loan at concessionary terms. It's fast and straightforward. The administrative costs per loan would reduce and SMEs would get money without feeling like they have to hand-over their kidney. Make it system-driven and you also reduce the whole "I need to know someone" mentality.
The banks do it based on your turnover already on the bank statements so it's not that crazy to think about. I hear UDB struggles to find SMEs to fund so this addresses that as well.
Most importantly, Traders and SMEs owners finally have a positive incentive to comply and start filing beyond penalties, interest and enformcement. URA can now focus it's sticks to the real evaders.
PS: % and terms used are for illustrative purposes. You could cap the envelope, allocate it to specific regions or sectors, change the repayment terms, etc.
I would love to ear other ideas around the "carrot" concept. Please post in the comments.
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And on their fifth appearance in the NLL finale, @nshera_fc becomes the first team to win the shield on foreign soil.
They also become the most decorated team in the league, level with @Abashwekyi (3️⃣ times).
They also become the 3rd team to win it unbeaten. Invincible!
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