My new hit song about the good, old days and nothing else!

The fact that this new Phoebe Bridgers album is the first time in her entire career that she’s sung “You know me, and I’ll never forgive you for that” kind of feels impossible

Bizarro Noah Kahan

The Ballad of Ratts Tyerell (a La Yesterday)

The Sambas are so two years ago, Xenomorph.

Bringing Frankenstein to the big screen has always been a dream of mine due to my personal connection to the story (Uncle is a Frankenstein)

Chicago is so Diet Dr. Pepper-phobic it’s honestly sickening.

Make sure to tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!

Train Smoke

I need more people to see “Here” so I can talk about the Mom’s Joke scene, but I cannot, in good conscience, suggest anyone see it.

If you’re not hanging out in groups where you’re the obvious “kill,” you need to rethink your circle. #grindset

Lady Gaga should step down so that Kamala Harris can be the first female presidential candidate to headline Coachella.

Nostalgia used to be so much better when I was a kid.

Dad’s the world over feeling a chill run up their spine.

Going to your house

Few things more painful than someone driving by your yard sale, slowing down and then heading to the house next to yours.

All my hard work as a content creator is finally paying off

Evan’s going back-to-back on knocking my favorite Mountain Goats songs out of the park.

“Here” is a horrendous bore of a movie that, nonetheless, has one of the funniest intentional comedy moments of the year.