Dayton ,Ohio
Joined June 2008
Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @ACTBrigitte
A porn model mail order trophy wife who clearly hates her husband but stays with him because of the prenup? or A highly talented self-made billionaire? And you choose the porn model. Interesting.
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Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @PicturesFoIder
That unforgettable moment 😉
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Fandango option to block seats around you when buying movie tickets
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Affirmative action is not a leg up for unqualified people, it is a recognition that the people who decide who is qualified are racist and unable to objectively evaluate everyone equally.
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Chick Fil A rn
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In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
Ain’t no winning this one… Him: “No, listen, that’s you when you were thinner!” Her: “Oh, so now I’m fat?” *stab* *stab* *stab*
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Israel09 retweeted
hasanabi
@hasanthehun9 Apr 2023
id love to be this petty at my highest moment. absolute legend.
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Me to the cops: I ain't telling you shit Cops: you know if convicted you will be facing 30 years Me:
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Lmao what kind of wiley e coyote ass painted tunnel on a wall scheme is this
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realized about 10 minutes into her first virtual school day ever that her background is a borderline professional collection of booze
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tfw you spill a 700lb IMAX print of Avatar onto the projection room floor
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Israel09 retweeted
McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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Israel09 retweeted
racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. xitter.cf/Acyn/status/1562530929…
Acyn
@Acyn24 Aug 2022
Greene: For our government just to say ok your debt is completely forgiven.. it’s completely unfair
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Never getting off this app, etc etc.
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"who got you smiling?" me im funny af
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Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first xitter.cf/pilotloganlynch/status…
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I’ve been extremely hesitant to say this because I don’t want to see it happen but I feel like I have to- let me be clear I’m not an expert but I’m deeply worried we could be on the edge of something far worse happening than we’ve already seen. I’m worried it will if we don’t act
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