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Replying to @ACTBrigitte
A porn model mail order trophy wife who clearly hates her husband but stays with him because of the prenup?
or
A highly talented self-made billionaire?
And you choose the porn model. Interesting.
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Affirmative action is not a leg up for unqualified people, it is a recognition that the people who decide who is qualified are racist and unable to objectively evaluate everyone equally.
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In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
Ain’t no winning this one…
Him: “No, listen, that’s you when you were thinner!”
Her: “Oh, so now I’m fat?”
*stab* *stab* *stab*
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hasanabi@hasanthehun9 Apr 2023
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id love to be this petty at my highest moment. absolute legend.
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Me to the cops: I ain't telling you shit
Cops: you know if convicted you will be facing 30 years
Me:
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realized about 10 minutes into her first virtual school day ever that her background is a borderline professional collection of booze
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McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.
xitter.cf/Acyn/status/1562530929…
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Greene: For our government just to say ok your debt is completely forgiven.. it’s completely unfair
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Taylor Swift, Kim K and Kylie seeing who can get to Starbucks first xitter.cf/pilotloganlynch/status…



























