Dayton ,Ohio
Joined June 2008
Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @ACTBrigitte
A porn model mail order trophy wife who clearly hates her husband but stays with him because of the prenup? or A highly talented self-made billionaire? And you choose the porn model. Interesting.
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Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @PicturesFoIder
That unforgettable moment 😉
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Fandango option to block seats around you when buying movie tickets
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Affirmative action is not a leg up for unqualified people, it is a recognition that the people who decide who is qualified are racist and unable to objectively evaluate everyone equally.
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Chick Fil A rn
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In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
Ain’t no winning this one… Him: “No, listen, that’s you when you were thinner!” Her: “Oh, so now I’m fat?” *stab* *stab* *stab*
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id love to be this petty at my highest moment. absolute legend.
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Me to the cops: I ain't telling you shit Cops: you know if convicted you will be facing 30 years Me:
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Lmao what kind of wiley e coyote ass painted tunnel on a wall scheme is this
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realized about 10 minutes into her first virtual school day ever that her background is a borderline professional collection of booze
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tfw you spill a 700lb IMAX print of Avatar onto the projection room floor
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Every time I forget thing thing only has two USB-C ports, I just want to throw this computer out the window #apple #macbook #wemadeiteventhinner
Israel09 retweeted
McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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We got them to change sonic, we can get them to change Mario's ass.
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Instagram 2 seconds after I open it the past 3 days #instagramdown
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Israel09 retweeted
racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie
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