Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @ACTBrigitte
A porn model mail order trophy wife who clearly hates her husband but stays with him because of the prenup?
or
A highly talented self-made billionaire?
And you choose the porn model. Interesting.
Israel09 retweeted
Affirmative action is not a leg up for unqualified people, it is a recognition that the people who decide who is qualified are racist and unable to objectively evaluate everyone equally.
Israel09 retweeted
In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @ShitpostGate
Ain’t no winning this one…
Him: “No, listen, that’s you when you were thinner!”
Her: “Oh, so now I’m fat?”
*stab* *stab* *stab*
Israel09 retweeted
Replying to @DailyLoud
Me to the cops: I ain't telling you shit
Cops: you know if convicted you will be facing 30 years
Me:
Israel09 retweeted
realized about 10 minutes into her first virtual school day ever that her background is a borderline professional collection of booze
Every time I forget thing thing only has two USB-C ports, I just want to throw this computer out the window #apple #macbook #wemadeiteventhinner
Israel09 retweeted
McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
We got them to change sonic, we can get them to change Mario's ass.
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