
ALT An old bald man with a long beard says "in solidarity with the writers and actors, ol' Jimmy's going on strike." He holds up a sign that says "Ol' Jimmy has had enough!" A group of arrogant businessmen give each other derisive looks. One says "pfft, we can easily get along without Ol' Jimmy." 2 months later, the businessmen are begging in front of a stalwart Ol' Jimmy. One says "please Ol' Jimmy, come back. We'll agree to anything!" Ol' Jimmy confidently says "well well well, looks like Ol' Jimmy holds all the cards."

ALT CNN: "Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report" graybox1313: "This idea that wealthy land owners aren't allowed to lose money ever and that somehow regular people need to make this their problem and bend over backwards to secure these profit margins for them is old fashioned and tired. Your property valuations aren't my problem. Hope you get ruined actually."


























