She/Her, author with intent, demanding the impossible. Work at https://xitter.cf/t.co/tBr50Mt9Sb Avatar by my fiancée, @mmiddry, banner by @ebonmereart
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My neighbor told me the market keeps killing his Concords so I asked how many Concords he has and he says he just goes to an Asian conglomerate and gets funding for a new Concord afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding Concords to the market and he started crying
The Character Designs and Intros for Time Takers are Beautiful The team did a really good job here! 😍 #timetakers
Sarah Twycross retweeted
every labour MP is like "I was born labour. bred labour. I shit and cum labour. my dad was a coal mine and my mum a council estate single mum who knew the value of hard work. I love labour. that's why we have to euthanize the unemployed."
Sarah Twycross retweeted
due to budget cuts neurotic thirty-something admin lady gets promoted to James Bond, is sent on top-secret mission to seduce the most beautiful women in the world, pulls it off due to her weird nerdy charm but her hands are shaking the whole time
Sarah Twycross retweeted
Milton putting incest and bestiality and rape and all that into Genesis, Shelley asking "what if God made Satan because he was really fucking horny"
Hey, escapist people - was UpIsNotJump an escapist user contemporary with us or did I just hallucinate that
Sarah Twycross retweeted
genuinely amazing that they’re trying to be racist but they’ve actually just written a passable marx brothers gag
Sarah Twycross retweeted
You could beat any of these things by just making life better in any way, for anyone. but you don't want to do that. So we have to keep pretending these dunderheads are brilliant political operators and getting surprised that they don't know what the fuck they're doing, actually
Sarah Twycross retweeted
Marge Simpsons family is lowkey more fucked up than Homer's. Just my opinion