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loserville
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the average scrandle voter is a barely sentient ape impressed more by pretty colours than anything of substance and this is why its an excellent microcosm of democracy in general
one of the things that nobody tells you is that when you hit a certain age when you get drunker than anyone has ever been you also get The Heartburn That Kills You
"fuckin hell, lot of yellow reg cars out today" -actual thought i had just now in england, seeing english license plates on english cars
gotta be rough for japanese people rn having everyone associate their entire country with the loudest and dumbest motherfuckers posting the worst takes and getting into arguments online. id be fairly miserable if our guys like that were suddenly the face of my entire culture
listen i know it saves on petrol and stuff and you should go at your own pace or whatever but when youre going 80 in a 100 and theres a row of like 10 cars stuck behind you do you not feel a BIT of a bellend
goin through 20 patrick bateman business card moments after i found out these two guys are called bainne and beamish
it already sucks that this rancid website autoplays some other shit whenever you watch a video but i stg it didnt used to be always shameless goonbait, how is it even possible make something so awful even worse
now getting to the point in deadlift where it stops being fun to see big number and starts instead being me walking up to the bar praying for my life (the number isnt even that big yet)
went 2 ucd 2 check what supports id have if i wanted 2 do a masters & i was tellin the lady i saw how & why the ucc disability support advocate ended up constantly dropping the ball on me & i could literally see by the look on her face that she was thinking aw jeez i also do that