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Kenyans: We have no accents.
Say Kampala.
Kenyan: Kambala.
How do you pronounce letter "H"
Kenyan: Hech.
Kenyan: But our currency is stronger & your president & his son...
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Most religious Ugandans reason like Nollywood witches. 😂
Replying to @DrSerunjogiEmma
Cancer will be good on Gashumba. Then we will see how he gets God without men of God to heal him!
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I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭
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False alarm guys, didn’t add enough beans to the salt I cooked
We try again next week 🙏🏾
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Your boyfriend's parents had to use a belt to get him to listen, and you want to use tears and essays?..




































