have we learned nothing??
#motherbird
My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”
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Kenyans: We have no accents.
Say Kampala.
Kenyan: Kambala.
How do you pronounce letter "H"
Kenyan: Hech.
Kenyan: But our currency is stronger & your president & his son...
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Most religious Ugandans reason like Nollywood witches. 😂
Replying to @DrSerunjogiEmma
Cancer will be good on Gashumba. Then we will see how he gets God without men of God to heal him!
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I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭
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False alarm guys, didn’t add enough beans to the salt I cooked
We try again next week 🙏🏾
definitely the first in bloodline to read such a headline
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ

































