Witches|32|TX The Universe gives its hardest battles to its silliest warriors.

Joined April 2013
Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!
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You can tell when someone hasn't actually experienced yearning because they think it's cute and fun and romantic and not the most miserable feeling in the world that makes you wish you'd never been born and won't wake up.
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My advice to people dating people with BPD is that you have to stop viewing their episodes, moods, and emotions as representations of their souls and start viewing them the same way you view bad weather
having bpd sucks for a lot of reasons, one of them is the fact that anybody with experience rightfully avoids us
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Replying to @neonsvnlin
I don't know how to put this into words but like. Lauma's lore is genuinely incredible, the whole concept behind her is fantastic, but the writers are just?? Idk, scared to have any stakes or conflicts between the playable characters? So they can't do her justice🥀
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imagine suffering colonization and erasure from snezhnaya for years, having your natural resources stolen and destroyed, just for your newfound goddess to have tea parties with your oppressor claiming to have no hard feelings. oh lauma, you truly weren't angry enough.
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so when we said a 6th li would actually space out banners more to save longer, as well as cancelling said 6th li would fuck up the schedule, did everyone just think we were all lying for shits & giggles?
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Good night.
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i think the whole “different alcohols having different effects” thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman
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they took his boyfriend like it was nothing this is sick
they come in pairs of two, except caleb. how fucking stupid lol #BringValkoBack
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THEY HIT THE PENTAGON. THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON.
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my mom in the 80s: worked as a receptionist, after interviews her bosses would ask how the person behaved when entering the building, if they were a jerk to her, etc what this reasonable vetting process has metastasized into in 2026:
Replying to @fw_andyyy
20 year HR professional here. Many times I’d make candidates wait a few extra minutes to see how they handled it when they got frustrated. Weeded out a lot of hot heads. Me, I’m looking for patience and understanding.
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why do parents
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chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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Well shit, they got her.
It is with heavy hearts that we must announce the cancellation of the Umamusume: Pretty Derby – 7th EVENT: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES concerts planned for Oct 22–23, 2026. Although we have coordinated repeatedly with all parties concerned and explored every possible option in our efforts to make this event happen, we were unable to obtain the necessary visas for entry into the US, so we have come to the painful conclusion that holding the concerts is no longer possible. To all the Trainers who were eagerly looking forward to the show, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and concern this causes, and for announcing this so close to the event date. Due to this cancellation, we will process refunds for the following: ・On-site viewing tickets ・Streaming tickets In addition, we are looking into possible responses to Trainers who were planning to attend the concert in person. This will take some time, so we ask for your patience. Details will be announced on the 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR official website. Once again, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this causes to all the Trainers who were eagerly looking forward to the concerts, as well as to the Umamusume cast, partner company staff, and everyone involved who put tremendous effort into making this event happen. Please see the link below for the official notice: umamusume.com/news/100113/
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sylus would thrive so much in the philippines… unlimited karaoke… fiestas that show off how much money u got… crime and corruption
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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The creator of Clannad and Angel Beats, Jun Maeda, has been diagnosed with throat cancer He has chosen palliative care over active treatment so he can continue working on his projects
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