@InanimateCub

6’1 if it matters | celebrated genius l performer @TheSecondCity | contributor @reductress & @humordarling | producer @ohwitchplease | IG: @hmrehak

 Chicago, Illinois
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Joined August 2009
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Biden’s note is so powerful
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what even is jumanji to you lady? because it sounds like you think jumanji is going INTO jumanji but in jumanji jumanji comes out. the kids dont go into jumanji jumanji comes OUT of jumanji. ONE GUY, one guy gets jumanjid into jumanji but the rest of jumanji is jumanji comes out
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Megh Wright@megh_wright5 Apr 2024
NEWS ALERT: deadline for all jokes about the earthquake in New York is 12pm ET
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oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)
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having a friend crush is so embarrassing like hey would you be interested in understanding me
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So grateful to finally announce my next book, coming to a bookstore near you sometime soon! Condemned— The story of American criminal justice told from those who suffered the most injustice: Black children @thenewpress @CalligraphLit
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saw this in whole foods and started crying ❤️ this is exactly what keith would have wanted
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Reductress@Reductress21 Sep 2023
Christian Girl Autumn! This Woman Had Such a Destructive Summer Fling That She’s Turning to God: ow.ly/jB1o50PO3QM
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Reductress@Reductress20 Sep 2023
QUIZ: Is He Your 'Darcy' or Just Mean to You?: ow.ly/lnZy50PNtxF
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michael@FilledwithUrine18 Sep 2023
overstimulated all by yourself handsome?
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sydney
@demiurgently13 Sep 2023
if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well
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AB@AlannaBennett13 Sep 2023
I wanna see the version Greta would make with absolutely zero corporate notes xitter.cf/FuriousNoah_/status/17…
刀のﾑん@FuriousNoah_12 Sep 2023
say something bad about this movie
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Meg Reid@meg_it_happen12 Sep 2023
okay first it was september, and now it's tuesday?? what will it be next, 9pm?!?
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mazzy
@mazzypopstar10 Sep 2023
She had $10, a doja cat cameo, a tooth gap and a dream xitter.cf/tppaoty/status/1700766…
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shreya@shreyabasu00310 Sep 2023
😭 I love her. She is the most versatile emoji. She can be happy. She can be sad. She can be aghast. But no matter what, she is dramatic
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At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from
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Reductress@Reductress9 Sep 2023
Why I Hired an Intimacy Coordinator to Supervise My Interactions With the Cashier at Trader Joe’s: ow.ly/wbvh50MaQ1N
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clintoris@clintoris4 Sep 2023
More people should react in a way that aligns with my expectations. Just something I’ve noticed
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sam parker
@samprkr2 Sep 2023
That’s actually the bisexual supreme court in conference
Best of Florence Pugh
@bestofpugh2 Sep 2023
Florence Pugh, Andrew Garfield, Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus and Kate Berlant in London
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