An account for when @AdequateEmily gets punished yet again for no reason

Twitter Jail
Joined December 2019
Welp. Lol. Guess I don’t need this right now.
4
1
90
5,832
To those of you who followed me here after my suspension, I recommend you go follow @AdequateEmily instead as that is my main! I say this partially to the cooler big accounts who followed me here in @PeachSaliva and @Eve6 because like…I’m not gonna have to use this hopefully
2
3
51
3,410
And if they don’t follow me I will put my tender heart in a blender, just like their hit song…Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
23
2,531
#FreeAdequateEmily retweeted
YOU CANNOT KILL ME ELON
50
43
4
834
24,835
OH BUT I GET SUSPENDED DURING PRIDE MONTH WITH A TRANS ICON AND GIVEN NO REASON, OKAY THEN
3
11
133
3,919
I mean I don’t know what this means for someone like me. If it meant I get free SRS I’d cry tears of joy and beg every god to let it stay. If it meant forced detransition, I’d pay someone to sedate me for an entire day until it was over.
1
21
1,708
I mean…over half of these were won before they existed so that’s not totally fair.
Every NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL team in the state of Texas has won a title... ...except for one
2
15
1,630
I’m no Texans fan but if you take away every championship not won this millenium, the Cowboys look just as pitiful, and have way less of an excuse.
6
603
Oh god the demotivation is HITTING
1
4
884
You know what, congrats to the Rangers on finally winning a World Series! I didn’t think this would be the team to do it but that fanbase has been wanting it for a long time. Hope it’s as sweet as you imagined and more, Texas fans!
2
792
Beat Los Santos in San Andreas…that’s about a quarter or so in, right?
1
10
999
I like how several friends of mine have been involved in multiple films this year, and the first one to get an actual release is Annaballs. Shout out Nikki though damn lol.
Nerds Of Porn Releases ‘Annaballs,’ an 'Annabelle' Porn Parody ow.ly/yrzW50Q2LXs @nerdsofporn
2
3
83
3,560
I’m sorry @VeraDrew22, The People’s Joker has been beat to the general public by Annaballs.
15
726
It’s been the honor of a lifetime administrating this account. Thank you for everything. Goodbye.
32
1,966
The year is 2098. Amazon now owns 40% of all US states. Vaping is an Olympic sport. NBA fans still swear Bol Bol will become a superstar at any moment.
Shaq: “Y’all act like you never seen a guy like [Victor Wembanyama] before. Yes you have. His name is Bol Bol. And I stand on what I said.” (via @NBAonTNT)
3
30
2,167
Listen, I wanted to believe too but at a certain point we gotta admit he’s just a really tall role player. Maybe he could’ve been a star, but in season 5 of being a bench player never getting above a 10 PPG average…yeah it’s time to accept it.
8
640
I feel like as an American, you can fit most continental states into the categories of northeast, the south, midwest, southwest, and northwest. CA is too big culturally and regionally to put into any…but there’s one other. Is West Virginia The South, Northeast, or Midwest?
15
33
2,858
Like it is rural…but not in a hot, plantation way, not to mention it split to avoid the confederacy. But it’s also not cottagey or suburban enough for the northeast. And it certainly doesn’t have the plains and farming culture of the midwest…
1
7
731
It’s kind of amazing how this didn’t work anything like they wanted and instead was people posting the hard r. Or if they were @bobvids fans, “HIDEO KOJIMA CUMMY IN MY TUMMY” I do not think a single person used it as Konami wanted them to.
This is a real screenshot of Silent Hill Ascension. Anyone "excited" for this is completely out of their mind or just not aware of what it is. Spend money to vote on what weekly pre-rendered cutscene you get to watch on a streaming service. This is awful.
15
1,284