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Paula P

@ImNotUrMommy

Dean of The Life Research Center. Head of Partyology Department. Traffic Pattern Specialist.

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I'm wakes up at the same time everyday...even without an alarm AND on my day off years old. Smfh. This is the 1st yr that's EVER happened. Not a fan really. Also, this is the 1st fall I get chilly when temps are in the 50s. Getting old is a TRIP.
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This is wild. This is a historical landmark.
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Dallas’ iconic Granada Theater is closing after eight decades to become a spa
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Beginning of sunrise over Enid. Beautiful! #okwx
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🖼️Super Pic From The Amazing Open Great Plains!👍 🩸*OK*-tober Whiplash! ⚡️Heavy Rainstorms, 🌊Dangerous Flash Flood Waves + Much Colder! Stay Safe in #OKwx. #TXwx 💧Soggy, ❄️White & 🆒 in #COwx: Lowland Chilly Rains. MOD/Thick Snow Blanket Front Range Rockies Eastern Slopes: 6"-14"...**BONUS SNOW: Widely Sct'd Max. Snow Jackpot Bullseyes Up To +18"!👍 🧊**FREEZE WATCH** Thursday Night Thru Friday AM Denver/Front Range! 🍂Fall Feelin', Finally!😀
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Sunday sunrise over Enid. Very nice. #okwx
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RONALD
@ronnieswizzyOct 12
I give up....
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@dontplay_zOct 12
Nobody is trying to fix the problem we have in this World. Everyone is trying to make enough money so the problems don’t apply to them anymore.
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Randomly popped iny head....🎶Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing🎶
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*in my
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Well then.
Earn Knowledge (@earnknowledgee) profile pictureEarn Knowledge@earnknowledgeeOct 1
Firefighter shows technique that could save a life.
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Just had one of the most trippy dreams of my whole life. Was helping someone whose car broke down at a car show. Got caught up in a fight that didn't involve me. Kicked a man's ass then nonchalantly went on to my car for my WD-40. Crowd was goin wild. TF?
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My life is so completely different than 1 yr ago. The most trying and challenging yr ever. I'm making it tho, so far. At times I'm very proud of myself and at times I HATE my current life. Anyway ol lady needs more sleep. Movie quality ass dreams got me fkd up. Smh.
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Cars, beautiful men, fighting and more. Crazy work. And I rarely retain my dreams these days. What's it all mean? Idk.
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Sunday sunrise over Enid. Very nice. #okwx
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Game Been Good (feat. Paris Pershun) prod. By Lonestarr Muzik youtu.be/rbMrVhL8eWo?is=NyQh… via @YouTube
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Idk but that seems like a lot. Very cool. Very grateful. Thank you.
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Man, I hope so. Still on the fight!
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@premeSep 29
One day everything you’re going through is gonna make sense. Keep going.
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Clay@livefromthafunkSep 27
FREE SHOW TONIGHT 21+
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Sunday September 27th, Free Event 21+ at @thetubtx Presented by @noiserot @aerolifeshowsusa @thetubtx I’ll be headlining the Drown In Sound Showcase Along with @kushkosta817 @unholysrevenge & @kidsplinter @aeronotiqzinfo vending and @fluffswingsandtingz food truck
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I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.
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