Letting the cat decide my costume for tonight's party (theme is Simpsons/twilight/Muppets)
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At the club last night and saw the guy my partner and I almost slept with ages ago but he got weird ABT the fact I wanted to wash my hands with soap and tried to explain that water does enough so we cycled home
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i consider interacting with oomfs by liking and occasionally commenting under their posts as putting myself out there
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Fool me Once Shame on Me Fool Me Twice Shame on Me Fool Me Three Times Shame on Me Fool me Four Times You Are Taking Advantage of My Nature
I love boosters tickets secured touching myself over my shorts until the friction burns set my fingers ablaze rn
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Paneer is so good #PaneerFandom
I 💖 wearing 10 inch pleasers it's the only time I can make eye contact with my tall friends :)
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I will fix my sleep schedule tonight or I'll perish painfully and it'll probably be broadcast live on tubi ooh ouch owwww ow ow ow hey ouch
New hair :)
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Performing at a themed bachelorette party tonight and they will either love or hate my song choice everybody say good luck charlie
I am kinder than any spotlight employee, I am stronger than my urge to leave once inside a spotlight
































