CEO at various companies

Joined August 2018
i didn't like marty supreme but it did make me feel something
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I feel like no one does the Appalachian Trail anymore
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Task has got me CRYIN
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Abuelita's earrings
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Riding an ebike is like taming a wild animal
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Twissty Rae retweeted
setting an alarm for a shift at my puzzle so i don’t lose track of time
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When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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A diuretic should be something that gives you diarrhea
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Twissty Rae retweeted
we all got that one homie who could really use a wish right now
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“Hey can i borrow your phone?” Uhhh yeah sure just a second
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the real sign of falling in love is gaining weight and dressing up like adam sandler around ur man
save my sisters 💔
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If you want the V, don’t call me the B
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I love looking like shit
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I love a TSA pat down. #massage
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Hole doesn't get enough respect 😤
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I need a Couples Therapy reunion hosted by nick lachey
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This and a girl with a bush
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In a way Anora feels like Project X winning Best Picture
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I WANT TO SUBVERT
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