Funny jokes and other silly nonsense - it's the bee's knees!

Joined April 2012
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.@FactHive and @HumorHive are momentarily paused in respect for those affected by the explosions in Boston. Bee safe and #PrayForBoston
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My bees have paused @FactHive and @HumorHive today in respect for the victims and their families in #Newtown. Bee safe.
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Twitter says today is #NationalAssDay. Aww, had I known in advance I would have participated. Bummer.
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Have a fact, quote, or a joke you'd like to share? Send them to me, the @BeeKeepr, or visit beekeepr.com. *bzzz*
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"This might sting…" #BeePickupLines
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"Show me your thorax" #BeePickupLines
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"Wanna cross-pollinate?" #BeePickupLines
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Have a fact, quote, or a joke you'd like to share? Send them to me, the @BeeKeepr, or visit beekeepr.com. *bzzz*
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Watch out for MEGABEE
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In Alabama, it is illegal to cut off your arm to make people feel sorry for you.
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The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.
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