Annoyed, skeptical & eternally optimistic: a crash test dummy for a world gone a little bit crazy. CAUTION: This profile may contain alleged humour or parody.
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John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Well, that would do it.
The pilot didn’t flare the aircraft before touchdown meaning the plane slammed into the ground while dropping at a rate so fast the main gear collapsed.
The right wing breaks off and the plane rolls, skidding to a stop.
Lot of questions here…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
BREAKING:
Azerbaijan Airlines announce they are ending all flights to 7 Russian cities due to security risks.
Kazakh airlines also announce they are halting flights to parts of Russia.
🇦🇿🇰🇿🇷🇺
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
I can’t be the only one that didn’t know about this xitter.cf/tannokasa3/status/1783…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says apnews.com/article/bird-flu-…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Important wake up call:
#H5N1 BirdFlu just sequenced by @CDCgov from severe Louisiana patient
Most important, the H5 virus mutated inside the single patient to gain an ability to bind human receptors in the upper respiratory tract
It takes just one…
cdc.gov/bird-flu/spotlights/…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Patrick’s new book is out! 🙌
I’m honored to have written the foreword for this fantastic book. If you’re interested in malware detection and learning how to build your own detection tools for macOS, this is the perfect resource.
Congratulations, @patrickwardle! 🥳
Santa delivered my brand new book: “The Art of Mac Malware Vol II: Detecting Malicious Software” 🍎🛡️🐛👨🏻💻📚🥰
Three years in the making(!) this 2nd volume in the TAOMM series covers the heuristic-based detection of macOS malware
Buy direct via @nostarch:
nostarch.com/art-mac-malware…
An offsite presser to make an announcement that you're going to make an announcement the next day?
That's the sound or desperation.
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Sadily you can see the growing spread of COVID in aged care sites in Australia. We are in the midst of a new wave growing. An utter tragedy as we come to Christmas.
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Paper just out in Science. We are one mutation away from Human-to-Human transmission of #H5N1 #BirdFlu
We are so screwed...
science.org/doi/10.1126/scie…
