Annoyed, skeptical & eternally optimistic: a crash test dummy for a world gone a little bit crazy. CAUTION: This profile may contain alleged humour or parody.
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John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Well, that would do it.
The pilot didn’t flare the aircraft before touchdown meaning the plane slammed into the ground while dropping at a rate so fast the main gear collapsed.
The right wing breaks off and the plane rolls, skidding to a stop.
Lot of questions here…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
BREAKING:
Azerbaijan Airlines announce they are ending all flights to 7 Russian cities due to security risks.
Kazakh airlines also announce they are halting flights to parts of Russia.
🇦🇿🇰🇿🇷🇺
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
I can’t be the only one that didn’t know about this xitter.cf/tannokasa3/status/1783…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says apnews.com/article/bird-flu-…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Important wake up call:
#H5N1 BirdFlu just sequenced by @CDCgov from severe Louisiana patient
Most important, the H5 virus mutated inside the single patient to gain an ability to bind human receptors in the upper respiratory tract
It takes just one…
cdc.gov/bird-flu/spotlights/…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Patrick’s new book is out! 🙌
I’m honored to have written the foreword for this fantastic book. If you’re interested in malware detection and learning how to build your own detection tools for macOS, this is the perfect resource.
Congratulations, @patrickwardle! 🥳
Santa delivered my brand new book: “The Art of Mac Malware Vol II: Detecting Malicious Software” 🍎🛡️🐛👨🏻💻📚🥰
Three years in the making(!) this 2nd volume in the TAOMM series covers the heuristic-based detection of macOS malware
Buy direct via @nostarch:
nostarch.com/art-mac-malware…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Sadily you can see the growing spread of COVID in aged care sites in Australia. We are in the midst of a new wave growing. An utter tragedy as we come to Christmas.
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Paper just out in Science. We are one mutation away from Human-to-Human transmission of #H5N1 #BirdFlu
We are so screwed...
science.org/doi/10.1126/scie…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
This looks like an ordinary USB-C connector, but when we CT scan it, we find something sinister inside…🧵
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
Stunned to read we have FEWER on-road ambos year.. than last year.
Managers and admin ranks are up.
Size of on-road-clinical workforce down.
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
📍Autism—COVID INFECTION increases the risk of neurodevelopmental disorders (eg autism), not vaccines. Maternal COVID-19 infection changed levels of CD4 T cells—thereby contributing to increased risk of NDDs in the offspring of such mothers. ➡️Tell RFK Jr?
nature.com/articles/s41380-0…
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
I literally founded @6NewsAU and I can tell you that no, we would not exist today if we had teachers/parents monitoring every single output until we turned 16
From the very start our whole point has been teens doing this independently – my parents wouldn’t know how to run it lol
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy) retweeted
NTSB publishes preliminary report for its ongoing investigation of Sept. 10 taxiway collision involving a Delta Air Lines Airbus A350 and an Endeavor Air Bombardier CL600 at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport: data.ntsb.gov/carol-repgen/a…
ALT Photograph showing the Bombardier CL600 airplane after impact. (Source: Atlanta Airside Operations)
