@HpcTherapy

I help HPC practitioners overcome abuse from supercomputers, intimate compiler violence, complex architecture trauma and addiction to Linpack

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Joined May 2021
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Thank you for coming to this week’s group therapy session, this is a safe and supportive space. Tell me #HPC, what troubles you this week?
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Andrew Jones@hpcnotes6 Jul 2022
What did the programmer say after visiting the opticians for a new pair of glasses? "Ah, now I can C better!" 😜 #programmerjokes #developerhumor
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Time to air all your #HPC grievances
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Show a little sympathy folks. Bad #HPC codes can bring down even the strongest among us.
AMD
@AMD15 Dec 2021
It's always what is AMD, never how is AMD💕
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Did anything happen while I was gone?
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Self care in #HPC is important
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AJ Lauer, EdD@ayjaylauer25 Oct 2021
So last week I did an interview in my role as Inclusivity Chair for #SC21, and it's posted now! As always seems to happen, we've done a ton of work I couldn't fit into the interview, so here's some bonus material. A 🧵1/9 sc21.supercomputing.org/2021… #HPC #DiversityinSTEM #Inclusivity
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HPC Guru@HPC_Guru26 Oct 2021
Countdown to #SC21: 👇Thread by Inclusivity Chair @ayjaylauer No one should feel left out Everyone is welcome @Supercomputing! #HPC #AI
AJ Lauer, EdD@ayjaylauer25 Oct 2021
So last week I did an interview in my role as Inclusivity Chair for #SC21, and it's posted now! As always seems to happen, we've done a ton of work I couldn't fit into the interview, so here's some bonus material. A 🧵1/9 sc21.supercomputing.org/2021… #HPC #DiversityinSTEM #Inclusivity
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Everyone send @CarissaHolohan some #HPC affirmations.
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All #HPC machines are powered by SysAdmin tears
OLCF@OLCFGOV22 Oct 2021
Just what does it take to power the nation’s first #exascale #supercomputer? As it turns out, a lot of hard work! Read about the individuals who are helping to power the upcoming @HPE_Cray EX Frontier: olcf.ornl.gov/powering-front… #DiscoverFrontier #ExascaleDay
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Every day is a No Bones day when you have to use CMake. Also don’t underbid yourself. You are worth more than this
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Feeling crabby about #HPC?
HPC Guru@HPC_Guru10 Oct 2021
Forget millions of cores, you could run Doom on 16 billion crabs! pcgamesn.com/doom/crabs #HPC via @iboudreau And @mihosalopek who says #HPC stands for “High Performance Crustaceans” 😊
The many stages of #HPC grief
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CMAKE can’t hurt you
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Listen to the wisdom of our elders.
Ólafur Waage@olafurw19 Sep 2021
Now where were we?
Abe Simpson recounting a story from the olden times. Text says "Back in my day we would deallocate memory manually, Which was the style at the time"

ALT Abe Simpson recounting a story from the olden times. Text says "Back in my day we would deallocate memory manually, Which was the style at the time"

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Don’t bring your FDIV problems to bed.
NAND@unecumbered19 Sep 2021
I just bought a Intel 80486 die bed cover. What is wrong with me? redbubble.com/i/duvet-cover/…
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Let us all be more aware of how our actions cause pain.
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Delusional Portability Fantasy Disorder is where a person cannot tell what is reality from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions that performance across systems can be attained, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue. #HPC
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It’s never too late to begin processing trauma. #HPC
Julianne Dalcanton@dalcantonJD10 Sep 2021
I think I had blocked out how much FORTRAN programming I’ve done.
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“A compiler failure is not a mistake…the real mistake is to stop trying.” —BF Skinner #HPC
@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky@norootcause2 Sep 2021
Compiler-error-driven-development
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Have you been a victim of an #HPC crime? I am here to help
Andrew Jones@hpcnotes3 Sep 2021
Some Friday fun and torment for the #HPC community ...
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