ICON/FREAK
Joined October 2025
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First day volunteering at the women’s shelter and another dude leaned in and said, “if you want I can tell you which of them are easy”
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It's 2009. I'm locked in on Batman: Arkham Asylum when my friend quietly says, "I think I was molested."
Without taking my eyes off the screen, I respond, "I'm never gonna beat this Shock & Awe Challenge."
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I’ve allowed myself to own one (1) military surplus garment. A pair of WWII British trousers. I don’t even incorporate it into outfits. Instead every Sunday I put them on for 30 minutes so I can squirm and coo in my bed like a 45 year old plumber with his first pair of pantyhose.
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Reciting Gatsby: “so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past” as my response to every question in my quarterly performance review
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It’s going to be so funny the day boomers realize they’re in physical danger and Jimmy Buffett isn’t here to save them
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My buddy asked me to trip sit him while he did shrooms the other day and I spent the entire time making AI pictures of him with a random mexican family and told him the cartel has them hostage in Guadalajara
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The staff at Auschwitz just found out I am actually not a maintenance supervisor for the camps facilities, they caught me using the masturbation machines for the 4th time in a row. I been hiding under a pile of shoes for hours now waiting for the coast to clear
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I was wearing Spider-Man light up shoes when the power went out in first grade and these older black kids saw me lighting it up and yelled “Aye who this colorful ass nigga skippin down the hall!” They started chasing me.
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Saying “holy moly” when I see a girl’s pussy for the first time to let her know she’s about to receive the most average white boy dick imaginable.
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I was trying to be an old-fashioned gentleman by laying my coat down on what appeared to be a deep puddle as I was on my date in Brooklyn, as she stepped on my jacket she completely fell through the puddle and I heard yiddish snickering once the air bubbles stopped circulating
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Put on my boots and the goddamn shoe elves fucked in them again last night. Ole gal is a squirter too feels like I stepped in a puddle.
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Her PH balance is all out of wack and she keeps begging to put the seat warmers on but I can’t risk my wife’s car smelling like rotten tilapia
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Nothing prepared me for the domestic bliss of living with a girlfriend like owning a dog. They both need regular affection, they do best when allowed to pursue their purpose and, sometimes, they need to be locked in a cage.
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This is Miss Jugalette winner. If you wouldn't borrow a car without permission/a license and drive 40 minutes to eat this out raw you are not a real wigger.
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I think a problem with the right is that it places too much emphasis on normalcy and alienates young people who might feel a little weird or different. We have to reach the boy at the edge of the playground. Even if nobody sees us do it. We have to expose ourselves to children.