@HowlingDuckman

Duck/Man

Joined July 2026
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Made the mistake of googling why people throw toasters into the bathtub instead of grabbing a bathroom appliance while I was logged in and they sent the police for a wellness check
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Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_20h
Got called a "weird faggot" while walking past a playground. I really wanted to give those kids a piece of my mind but I wasn't legally allowed to get any closer.
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"Yea bro I'm dating a Victoria's Secret model. What does she look like? Uhh, have you seen literally any racist caricature ever?"
Bunter Hiden, 48% Gay Crack Connoisseur@bidin_hunterOct 19
Victoria Secrets models... 🤔🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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For the record, the girl on the right could get it from Duckman.
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Duckman has seen this before. He got fucked in the ass so many times they had to rip him a new one.
TMZ
@TMZOct 19
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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"We still talk about how gay you were"
Bacon Cheeseburger 🥓 🧀 🍔
@bcnchsbrgrOct 19
Replying to @Howlingmutant0 @Joeyzlvc @FragariaSim @Im_human_too_
The gayer howling gets the more the old uniform calls to me
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Lesbians aren't real, they're just doing it for male attention. They love it when men go "AWOOOOGA" and hyperventilate
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Duckman protip: They can't make you wear a condom.
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Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_Oct 17
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HowlingMagaMan
@H0wlingMagaManOct 17
Replying to @Howlingmutant0
@Howlingmutant0
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Duckman's been howling since 1994
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My pattern recognition is so good i actually think we ALL look like monkeys
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Psyberdelic@Psyberdelic_Oct 16
Showed up to the LAN party in my Klan robes because I thought the "LA" stood for "lynch a"
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Duckman understands what Shane Gillis was talking about now
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Duckman hates when that happens
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Duckman uses his 5 day old underwear like a chloroform rag
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Duckman protip: If you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then finger your ass, it feels like your uncle doing it.
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Duckman wishes you blurred out your busted face too
mi@extrasupporttOct 14
Guess who just legally changed her name and gender :3
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Duckman when he's freaking out on acid and his friends don't know what else to do but pray
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HowlingKanye
@HowlingKanyeOct 14
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 14
JUST IN: 🇮🇳🇨🇦 Indian High Commissioner says Canada will need 15,000,000 new immigrants over the next decade to meet growing job demand.
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