Sharon is eyeing up Linda’s new fancy man today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #EyeingUpLindasNewFancyMan
Sharon is pretending to like this crap holiday gift today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #PretendingToLikeThisCrapHolidayGift
Sharon has had enough of the Vic always serving room temperature Savvy B today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #HadEnoughOfTheVicAlwaysServingRoomTemperatureSavvyB
Sharon is a bit miffed that her brother and sister have been shagging today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #ABitMiffedThatHerBrotherAndSisterHaveBeenShagging
Sharon is showing Phil her karate moves in the cafe today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #ShowingPhilHerKarateMovesInTheCafe
Sharon will not be sharing any of this Savvy B today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #WillNotBeSharingAnyOfThisSavvyB
Sharon is ravenous today having realised there are now three bald Mitchell men on the square for her to play with. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #RavenousHavingRealisedThereAreNowThreeBaldMitchellMenOnTheSquareForHerToPlayWith
Sharon is snogging another bald Mitchell today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #SnoggingAnotherBaldMitchell
Sharon is just following another Mitchell around today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #JustFollowingAnotherMitchellAround
Sharon has actually really had enough of being in prison today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #ActuallyReallyHadEnoughOfBeingInPrison
Sharon looks like she’s been AI generated today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #LooksLikeShesBeenAIGenerated
Sharon’s face is being studied by jealous women today because they can’t comprehend how youthful she looks. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #FaceIsBeingStudiedByJealousWomenBecauseTheyCantComprehendHowYouthfulSheLooks
Sharon has had an allergic reaction to Chrissie’s hairspray today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #HadAnAllergicReactionToChrissiesHairspray




















