Sharon is eyeing up Linda’s new fancy man today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #EyeingUpLindasNewFancyMan

Sharon is pretending to like this crap holiday gift today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #PretendingToLikeThisCrapHolidayGift

Sharon has had enough of the Vic always serving room temperature Savvy B today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #HadEnoughOfTheVicAlwaysServingRoomTemperatureSavvyB

Sharon is a bit miffed that her brother and sister have been shagging today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #ABitMiffedThatHerBrotherAndSisterHaveBeenShagging

Sharon is back today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #Back

Sharon is showing Phil her karate moves in the cafe today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #ShowingPhilHerKarateMovesInTheCafe

Sharon is back today. #HowsSharonToday #EastEnders #Back

Sharon will not be sharing any of this Savvy B today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #WillNotBeSharingAnyOfThisSavvyB

Sharon will literally NEVER LEARN today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #WillLiterallyNeverLearn

Sharon has had an absolute mare today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #HadAnAbsoluteMare

Sharon is…. OH GOD. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #OHGOD

Sharon is ravenous today having realised there are now three bald Mitchell men on the square for her to play with. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #RavenousHavingRealisedThereAreNowThreeBaldMitchellMenOnTheSquareForHerToPlayWith

Sharon is snogging another bald Mitchell today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #SnoggingAnotherBaldMitchell

Sharon is absolutely bloody freezing today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #AbsolutelyBloodyFreezing

Sharon is just following another Mitchell around today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #JustFollowingAnotherMitchellAround

Sharon has actually really had enough of being in prison today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #ActuallyReallyHadEnoughOfBeingInPrison

Sharon looks like she’s been AI generated today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #LooksLikeShesBeenAIGenerated

Sharon’s face is being studied by jealous women today because they can’t comprehend how youthful she looks. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #FaceIsBeingStudiedByJealousWomenBecauseTheyCantComprehendHowYouthfulSheLooks

Sharon has had an allergic reaction to Chrissie’s hairspray today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #HadAnAllergicReactionToChrissiesHairspray

Sharon is feeling very sorry for herself today. #EastEnders #HowsSharonToday #FeelingVerySorryForHerself