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Copenhagen, Denmark
Joined April 2013
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Actually surprising how strong Denmark is performing.
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I just landed in Copenhagen for my dad's 70th birthday (!), so wanted to cover a fascinating European airline... Four years ago, SAS filed for bankruptcy. Now it is profitable, ranks No. 3 globally for punctuality and is buying 69 aircraft. It cut costs, left the alliance it helped found and stopped pretending Scandinavia needed three equal hubs. Here’s how it rebuilt the airline around CPH.
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Want a Christmas retail job in Denmark? Here are my tips on how to get hired: how2liveindenmark.substack.c…
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ARoS museum in Aarhus is best known “Your Rainbow Panorama”, a circular rainbow-colored glass walkway on the roof, but now crowds are turning out for “As Seen From Below – The Dome” an underground exhibit with in the form of a dome with a hole in the top. 1/
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Join me Friday morning on DR Østjylland, where I'll be speaking about Danish working culture and how the difficulties internationals experience making friends in Denmark can be a problem when it comes to retaining talented specialists from abroad. Current plan is to be live at
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Just arrived in Copenhagen? There are a few things nobody tells you. Like why you should buy an ugly bicycle, why you shouldn't try to negotiate at the supermarket, and why a Danish priest might be the person to call if you're lonely. Find out more here:
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I’m tired by the “everything is free in Scandinavia” line. Healthcare isn’t free. University isn’t free. Childcare isn’t free. We pay for it every month through some of the highest taxes in the world. Top rates in the 50s. VAT at 25%. Taxes on income, work, energy, cars, food, and fuel. Then people online act like the bill just vanished. And now look at the petrol station. Denmark is among the most expensive places on earth to fill a tank because of taxes. If you like the Nordic welfare state, fine. Defend it honestly. But stop selling it as a magic trick. Nothing here is free. We just get the invoice each an every month.
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Europe is not simply shrinking. It is concentrating. These are the EU’s demographic oases by 2050 — regions projected to keep gaining population while much of the continent stagnates or declines. 🔵 Strong growth 🔷 Moderate growth
These are the EU regions most exposed to demographic desertification by 2050. 🔴 Already demographically fragile 🟠 Higher risk by 2050 This does not mean uniformly empty. Large cities may still grow as demographic oases inside shrinking hinterlands.
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I'm Swedish. If your store sends me a broken product I will never tell you. I'll eat the €40, never order again, and mention it to 6 people. Then I built a company that sells mostly to Americans and learned every nationality complains in its own language. The American complains within the hour, in caps, with the bank named in sentence 2. "I'll be disputing this with Chase" arrives the way you'd mention the weather. Fix it before dinner and the same person leaves a 5-star review the same evening. Americans don't hold grudges. They hold you to a clock. The German complains in writing. Order number, delivery date, the paragraph of law you're currently in breach of, and a deadline for your reply. Zero anger. You're being informed of a procedure that has already started. Answer inside the deadline and it ends there. Miss it and you've been filed, and the review that follows reads like a court record. The Dutchman complains like a consultant. Three bullet points, no greeting, plus an accurate diagnosis of what's wrong with your product page while he's at it. He's calm, he's right, and now you have to fix the page. The Swiss complains once. One email, one photo of the defect with a ruler in the frame so you can see the 3mm, and the quiet expectation that this is the last time either of you discuss it. And the Scandinavian sends nothing. The first you hear from an unhappy Swede is never. He's already told 6 people and bought from someone else, and none of it shows up in a single dashboard you own. This is why one support playbook per store is a mistake. In the US no law forces you to take anything back. The policy is whatever you wrote, and Amazon already wrote your customers' expectations for you. So speed is the whole game there: a complaint answered in 40 minutes ends as a 5-star review, the same complaint answered on day 3 ends as a chargeback, and a chargeback costs you the order, a $15 fee, and a point on the ratio your processor watches. Cross about 1% and the next message you get from them is a payout hold. In the EU the law does the deciding. 14 days, no reason required, your opinion irrelevant. So you stop defending the return and make it cheap: prepaid label, 2 clicks, refund the day the parcel scans. The German writes the review you wanted. The Dutchman updates his bullet points. For the Swedes you ask first. One line a week after delivery, was everything ok. It's the only place that feedback exists. Our American inbox is the loudest thing in the company and the most profitable. The Swedish one is empty. Still can't tell you if that's good.
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Come join me in Aarhus on Saturday, September 19, when I'll be talking about how to make friends in Denmark. This is something a lot of newcomers struggle with. It's free, public, and open to all.
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The Netherlands and Denmark are suspiciously similar countries for two peoples who rarely talk about it. The first time I spent some time around Danes, there was very little culture shock. That was almost disappointing. Flat country, bicycles everywhere, brick houses, wind coming from the wrong direction and people who seem perfectly comfortable cycling through weather that would make half the world cancel its plans. Even the social behaviour feels familiar. Danes can be friendly without immediately becoming your best friend. There is a certain directness, practicality and lack of ceremony that feels comfortable to a Dutchman. Nobody needs to turn buying bread into a social event. Historically, that familiarity makes sense too. Denmark and the Netherlands were deeply connected through North Sea and Baltic trade. Dutch merchants sailed through the Danish straits for centuries, while Dutch craftsmen, engineers and farmers settled in Denmark and left traces there. Copenhagen even has a neighbourhood called Christianshavn, created in the 17th century under Christian IV with Dutch urban planning influences, complete with canals and merchants' houses that can make a Dutch visitor look twice. And then there is the language. Danish sometimes gives me the strange sensation that I should understand what is being said. I recognise something, prepare my brain for comprehension, and then the rest of the sentence disappears somewhere in the speaker's throat. The Danes probably experience Dutch as someone speaking German while choking on a bicycle bell, so we're even. Denmark doesn't feel like a distant Scandinavian country to me. It feels more like somebody picked up a piece of the Netherlands, moved it several hundred kilometres north-east, changed the language, improved the pastries and somehow kept the bicycles.
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Come join me in 𝐊𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 next Thursday, Sept 10, where I'll share my thoughts about Danish working culture and how Danes and internationals can work better together. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 events combine facts, storytelling, and audience participation (1/
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I love a glossy magazine, and Simply Scandi is a good one, with 100+ pages of gorgeous Nordic design. I was very pleased to be profiled by them in their autumn edition, “Your Guide to the Hygge Season.” We talk about how I help Danes and internationals work better together, and
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New @How2LiveInDK podcast! 13 slightly weird tips for getting comfortable in Copenhagen. Why you should buy an ugly bike, avoid crying on the bus or metro, and split the check on a date (even with a member of the Royal Family). howtoliveindenmark.com/stori…
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Minor drama in Denmark Inspired by DOGE in the United States, a Danish citizen @oresundsbaron has examined the distribution of Danish foreign aid. It appears that the Danish NGO DanChurchAid, the equivalent of Christian Aid, took offence at his findings and has responded by launching a covert account on X under the name @Nilbaronessen. The account has no open connection to the organisation. If true, it's notable that a Christian NGO has chosen to engage in this kind of hidden social-media activity rather than defending its positions openly.
Hvem står bag profilen @Nilbaronessen - alt tyder på det er Folkekirkens Nødhjælp. Profilens 4 første følgere var alle fra Folkekirkens Nødhjælp: Poul Kjar, Pressechef Ane Sommer Knudsen, Chef for Politik Otto Lykketoft, Rådgiver Mattias Söderberg, Klimaekspert Derudover følger Generelsekretæren i Folkekirkens Nødhjælp, Jonas Nøddekær, også profilen. Det samme gør den officielle X-profil for Folkekirkens Nødhjælp. Det er 6 ud af profilens første 22 følgere som alle er tilknyttet den samme NGO - Folkekirkens Nødhjælp. Herefter har de tydeligvis delt den i deres NGO-netværk, muligvis som følge af et samarbejde om at drive profilen. Blandt de 20 første følgere af profilen finder man således også: Alexander Nepper, Pressechef i Mellemfolkeligt Samvirke Sara Brandt, Chefrådgiver i Mellemfolkeligt Samvirke John Nordbo, Rådgiver i CARE Danmark 9 af profilen 22 første følgere er altså tilknyttet NGO'er som er en del af det strategiske partnerskaber gennem Danida og den danske udviklingsbistand. De modtager tilsammen op mod 400 mio. kr. om året fra den danske udviklingsbistand. Dertil kommer 3 følgere som er tilknyttet NGO'er som alle har modtaget penge gennem udviklingsbistanden det drejer sig om: Pernille Høj, Seniorrådgiver i Aids Fondet Luna Pedersen, Politisk Rådgiver i 92 Gruppen Catherine Pettengell, Climate Action Network 92 Gruppen og Climate Action Network har modtaget finansiering gennem Danida som samarbejdspartnere på de samme projekter. Det er altså 12 ud af profilens første 22 følgere som er direkte tilknytte NGO'er der modtager penge fra den danske udviklingsbistand. Og som en lille krølle på halen, så er der også en DR journalist som har dækket Baronens afsløringer om udviklingsbistand blandt de første følgere. Giv jer selv til kende - I er totalt busted!😂
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Observations after 24h in Copenhagen, Denmark so far: 1. Things are EXPENSIVE, comparable to NYC. A small breakfast with a coffee ran me ~$35 USD. 2. Most of the meals I've had were cooked to technical perfection. Nothing over or undercooked, and salted just the right amount. 3. People are kind, but not overly friendly or hospitable. There are fewer fake smiles and less artificial hospitality, which somehow feels more authentic. 4. But people also seem reserved. I was told that politeness here means respecting someone's space vs. making conversation. 5. Beautiful design is everywhere, from architecture to interiors. I read that their design philosophy is rooted in dual purpose: things should be functional AND beautiful. The core Danish philosophy is basically, "make ordinary life work beautifully." 6. Bikes everywhere. It seems like everyone's primary mode of transportation. Taking an Uber is expensive and almost feels off-culture. 7. Everything is built around living well. The city feels designed around making everyday life better: walkable neighborhoods, bike lanes, public spaces, waterfront access, parks, and places where people want to hang out. 8. One unique feature of interior design here: lamps. Denmark is apparently unusually sophisticated about lighting because winters are so dark. Instead of harsh overhead lighting, you see warm, low-hanging lamps and small pools of light everywhere.
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If you're a fan of Danish urban design, as I am, I can recommend subscribing, as I do, to Magasinet KBH. It reports several times a week on the latest urban design initiatives in Copenhagen, this week on moves to uncover and revive buried rivers and creeks.
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One of my weekend hobbies is illustrating episodes of the @How2LiveInDK podcast with cheerful images I make with Midjourney. They take time! I like this one, and was pleased to see AI art shown at @flySFO's SFO Gallery as just another form of artistic expression, no apologies.
Older lady in Denmark, inspired by the work of Tom Eckersley, made to illustrate the classic @How2LiveInDK episode "The Secret Tip for Practicing Spoken Danish", by Kay Xander Mellish with Midjourney. Listen to the podcast episode here: howtoliveindenmark.com/stori…
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Enjoyed the very good Danish cuisine at Frøkken Barners Kælder (Miss Barner's Cellar) in Vesterbro near Copenhagen train station. Had a friend visiting from Paris and she enjoyed it too. We had stjerneskud (shooting star), a classic lunchtime open-faced sandwich with fried fish.
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