aw how tweet

When my mom couldn’t get anyone to watch me so she had to take me to work with her

There’s an awful lot of detailed commentary on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance from the folks that were claiming to tune into Klanchella instead.

2025 is increasingly becoming not the best year to fuck around with

ChatGPT is down

Man Peak Backpacks are getting the best free advertising rn

Ever since Pluto stopped being a planet things have really gone downhill

Let’s stop calling people who only do swishy swishy shots on their DSLR social media content creators. You don’t know what you’re doing and it’s obvious

Oh im so sorry did the weight of killing kids and innocent civilians JUST sink in? Someone call Sarah McLaughlin. For just $1 a month, you can help a mass murderer come to terms with their war crimes

They need the makeup artist that was kicked out of that wedding to do the love is blind makeup for the wedding days. Imagine her hyping you up even tho your groom said no lmao #loveisblind

I think the funniest part about this saga is that most of our toilet paper is made here and transported by trucks 🫠

The fact that a “foreign country” like Israel is required to be sucked up to in this debate is wild… #Debate2024

… there’s a coin toss? #Debate2024

Who tf just ranted about the height difference between Kamala and Trump on @CNN ?

Deeply offended when people post “weekend dump” and there isn’t one dump photo in the whole bunch.

If presidential orders are now immune… why hasn’t Joe Biden canceled student loan debt?

Why should I care about being qualified for my job when we have two psychopathic raisins fighting for the most powerful position in the country