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My favorite ancient artifact is 2000 year old graffiti from Roman tourists complaining that Egyptian tombs are boring and they should have vacationed somewhere else
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Haha, what a wicked and ironic comment bro. Now try saying someting true and beautiful.
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Watching this video with sound off is kind of beautiful… when the flailing hands reach toward the burger it becomes something profound
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"My dream is to live in a world where most people have informed views and passionate opinions about modern physics," argues the renowned cosmologist @seanmcarroll.
He wants to make the ideas of modern physics accessible to anyone.
sciencefriday.com/articles/s…
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roommate: im gonna use the basil from our plant in the sauce
me who waters the plant everyday and has become attached: I hate sauce
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Whenever I visit someone's house for the first time I comment on how they've "built a whole little world in here" and act really worried about them
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I’m always leaning over to strangers at baseball games and saying “You take away these lights, these hot dogs… and these people will eat each other. They will eat each other.”
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Prefacing my feedback on my friend’s movie with “First of all, the fact that anything even exists at all is amazing,”
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Once I was walking in an Australian nature reserve and they had a very cheery sign with a cartoon snake with a speech-bubble saying “Make sure you look out for me! I’m the same colour as the ground and there’s no cure for my venom!”
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One crucial thing to keep in mind, here and in real life, is that every argument you have with someone is actually continuing an argument they were having with someone else.
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(jostling with the other reporters) Miss Coppola will you do a tiktok revealing what your grandpa says to your mum at the end of Lost In Translation? What does he whisper Miss Coppola? Please!
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my grandma: oh you're so handsome and tall now but i remember when you were barely knee-height, with those big chubby cheeks 😊
me [drawing my sword]: You forget yourself, crone.
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Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.



















