I make the toast of a bread situation. Still posting daily on Bluesky and mastodon

Joined April 2007
Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks
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Maybe I’ll have a humorous quip about this situation in several years
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They should make a TV show that is both new and extremely good
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It might be very popular!
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I deserve pizza for all the times I didn’t get pizza
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It’s bad for your mental health to know about most things
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That’s why I mostly just know about cheese
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I don’t live in fear but I do rent a studio apartment there
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Spend a lot of time there, needed some privacy
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Every day I must spend $18 to $24 at one of three stores
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Love to post a little joke for the thousands of dead accounts and sunglasses robots that follow me
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Can’t sleep because I have to think about everything that has happened to me since birth
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That’s gotta be at least 20 things
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I would like to be admired by birds somehow
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I need to earn their respect
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As a planet, we have been ghosted by all aliens, and I don’t blame them
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Alien ghosts are a double threat
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I can’t know any more horrible things before bed. I’ll catch up on the new horrible things tomorrow
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Fine, 4 more horrors, but that’s it
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It’s OK to feel angry about everything… and also feel sad, and numb, and slightly horny
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You either hate me or love me or possibly feel many other ways about me
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