Heather L Nichols retweeted
Fucking hell. I hate staying at hotels that don't have Comedy Central. No @thedailyshow, no @colbertreport. Dammit. #firstworldproblems
Heather L Nichols retweeted
Look, @fakedansavage. MT @JohnFugelsang An anchor on CNN - not making this up - just said that campaign Santorum 'exploded from the bottom.'
Heather L Nichols retweeted
“@wiredpup: @fakedansavage so it's a tie between an asshole and the stuff that comes out of a well fucked asshole?”
Looks that way.
Me (in jest): maybe you havent heard theres a presidential election coming up.
Them (in seriousness): we are not a political couple. #idiots
Heather L Nichols retweeted
Michele Bachmann predicts a miracle in Iowa: #NoNotSatifyingSexWithHerHusband #Jeez #SHameOnYou strib.mn/sM2WeK
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My brother is a doctor & delivered a baby named Y'all-Jealous Jones today. This is not a joke. Y'ALL JEALOUS JONES. My brother wins 2012.
Heather L Nichols retweeted
I'm watching Avatar. After reading Sex At Dawn, I don't believe for a moment that the Na'vi are monogamous.
Check out the flower baseball at Babe Ruth's funeral #cooperstown #bestwifeever
Chipper Jones' bat, husband's claim to fame: he once struck Chipper out! #cooperstown #bestwifeever
Season pass ticket from 1874, see the hole punches for each date? #cooperstown #bestwifeever
DYK there is a girl in the baseball hall of fame? #cooperstown #bestwifeever













