shitposting while Rome burns🎭masc enby, he/they🏳️⚧️biggest egg since the Gobbeldygooker🐣wife guy in the streets, wiseguy in the tweets🥸
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hey y'all, I'm Avery and here's what you're in for with this here twitter gimmick aight
🤡shitposts galore
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🧠Just Neurodivergent/ADHD/Autism Things™
did I just pledge $100 so I could get my hands on the Rocky and Freckle plushies I've been willing into existence for the past *checks notes* 15 years?
yes. yes the hell I did. 😻♠️
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Good for Darby 🙌
We found the Zombie Kid a.k.a Jonathan! He still has an awesome face paint job and is here with the first review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem! Get tickets now and see #TMNTMovie in theatres Wednesday.
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The world literally shut down during mine and I was robbed when I could finally travel…. But yea. Shida 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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I’m sorry but if you start out as Twitter you can’t just change it because you feel like “X” what even is that🙄 I shouldn’t have to be forced into their delusions!!! Once twitter always Twitter, code doesn’t lie!
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Nobody tell Elon about this page, I want it to stay up for months. Years if possible. It’s perfect just as it is.
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for as long as elon deadnames his daughter, i will continue to deadname twitter
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i try to access my savings account and the ATM screen only displays a crying laughing emoji. it spits out a receipt that there are only two genders. i call customer service and they forget where they put my money but it was “somewhere epic”
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So today I was told in the comments I look "fat and out of shape" and before we go any further, no, I don't care. Genuinely people can say whatever they want about me. 9/10 I'll 😂 it off.
I am super annoying when it comes to body shaming, though, so I'm using this to go off about it. Apologies.
But every single person on planet Earth struggles with how they look at some point. Even those fitness IGs that look ridiculous have ensured they're mega-pumped, good lighting and everything else before they take pictures. It's just how brains work. "How can I look even better."
I get that this is a waste of time as no one on the internet is going to stop hurling comments at each other, but even if one person goes 'Hmm'... Stop doing it.
So many humans are silently grappling with their body and it can get super bad. Imagine you hit them with some pointless remark during a really low moment. Words can leave a wound.
I've now written an essay which also makes me an idiot 😂. Sorry! I've just seen how bad this can get for people so I'm on my high 🐴.
Back to normal content. 🫡
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so are they gonna start blurring the blue bird logo after the rebrand like how wwe does with the old wwf logo ?
