houseofadamandsteve

“I heard zebras are c*nts”

Plasma is the Rachel Berry of drag

Of course Jenna Lyons didn’t attend Bravocon. She is one of the worst Housewives castings of all-time. Give the platform to someone who at least WANTS to be there and participate. She wore jeans to the reunion because she doesn’t care, not because she’s an icon.

not another f*cking podcast

That Yellowjackets finale was… a mess. Please tell me you’re not going off the rails already ala Lost. 🥵

Dear gay gods. Please tell @DrewBarrymore and @helloross that it would be a dream come true to come to the taping of The Drew Barrymore show today! I’d cry if I got to see them today. 😭🫠🤞I’ve had a crush on @helloross since his Leno days 😍

straight men jizz 💦, gay men jazz 👐

if my dog eats a potato is that cannibalism?

i eat my brussel sprouts leaf by leaf

just watched shania twain’s new video… is she ok? 🤔

this is so funny I can’t stop laughing about it 🤣

pro tip: skip a dish for a potluck and bring mdma instead

nathan fielder found the glitch in the matrix and lives and operates within it

💦 i wanna get spite-roasted 💦

im no stranger to spite

beto o’rourke fucks

skinnies get ALL the privileges

the queens inheritance should be put towards reparations for indigenous people

hope is a muscle

drag name: edith buthie