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michael myers can own me

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Joined September 2026
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Mark your calendars, only 364 days until Halloween! 📅
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I’m overly bored
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Mariah Carey at 11:59pm on October 31
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Como me siento tratando de ser femenina
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that phase in life where you feel like no one is taking you seriously at all
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How it feels to wear something slightly out of your comfort zone
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Just dced on killer because my doordash got here
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Replying to @MlSERYEMPIRE
i mean to be fair it looked pretty terrible in the movie as well… least they kept it accurate
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im hard stuck on the lynda pocket knife challenge bc michaels REFUSE to grab.
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so bc i played tanya my entire team + myers harassed me and yelled racial slurs at me the entire time??? the vid cuts at the end but the myers and jennifer both proceeded to make KKK jokes when he pinned my body.
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protecting my peace and blocking any michael mains that get too annoying or brave in my replies idgaf
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me looking at the npcs name that just got killed knowing i just left their house
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Replying to @cellarescape
right!! maybe if i’m super lucky i can get 3 level 5 trespasser too !! i’m sure that’s quite the counter to myers
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wow a very rare situation being used ijbol ur just as brain dead as the rest of them 😭😭
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bc there’s no counter play for civilians. you get hit you just get stunned locked. so enjoyable.
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