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Haddonfield, IL
Joined September 2026
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𝑳𝒚𝒏𝒅𝒂 𝑽𝒂𝒏 𝑫𝒆𝒓 𝑲𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 👌 retweeted
Mark your calendars, only 364 days until Halloween! 📅
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I’m overly bored
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Mariah Carey at 11:59pm on October 31
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Como me siento tratando de ser femenina
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that phase in life where you feel like no one is taking you seriously at all
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How it feels to wear something slightly out of your comfort zone
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Just dced on killer because my doordash got here
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protecting my peace and blocking any michael mains that get too annoying or brave in my replies idgaf
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me looking at the npcs name that just got killed knowing i just left their house
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Tower Farm is brimming with seasonal rural charm. From pumpkin patches to sprawling cornfields, there are endless opportunities to create lasting Halloween memories. Just be extremely careful near the harvest tools. They are not toys.
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i genuinely hate that this is my type of humor
When they discover a cure for blindness:
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its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦
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Annie Brackett's "Sweet Whispers to Paul" remains at the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 ‼️ Laurie Swift (#2) and Alexis Langley (#3) have declined to speak during this embarrassing time.
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me locked in the storm cellar after the NPC's pushed me in
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💘Annie's song to Paul! (Movie+Game) Re-recorded by @kaitlynrobrock! for (@HalloweenTVG) 🎃
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Kyle Richards in Halloween Kills we still talk about you
the Kyle Richard’s chase scene in Halloween Kills is actually great and she’s so good in it?
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Sissy Spacek on the set of ‘CARRIE’ (1976)
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Annie Brackett's "Sweet Whispers to Paul" DEBUTS AT #1 ON Billboard Hot 100‼️ She becomes the second person to be killed by Michael Myers and control a spot on the Billboard. (Last: Tyra Banks)
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Lynda WHAT did you take sis😭😭😭
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