@HTMLtheBand

he gave his life for tourism

 Queens, NY
travisjohnverbil.bandcamp.com/track/i-want-love-2
Joined January 2016
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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
New York Post
@nypostOct 21
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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Eric Hu
@_EricHuOct 20
crying
Bu Tag Neden Var
@taghaberlerOct 20
Hastalığından dolayı iğne yapılan yavru maymunun göz yaşları sedyede kaldı.
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Bu gönderideki fotoğraflar yapay zeka ile üretilmiştir ve gerçek bir olaya ait değildir. Benzer AI maymun içerikleri sıkça sahte olarak yayılıyor. mashable.com/article/punch-… x.com/AkkshyeTulsyan…
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it’s really funny to read Marxist guys in the 60s talking like “the Rolling Stones are the voice of the proletariat. they are a revolutionary force in opposition to the bourgeois Beatles” and then you listen to the music and it’s about how badly Mick Jagger needs to cum
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sage remover ℧@yelyahdoobeeOct 5
they started square dancing to the 30 rock theme at the lesbian bar
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j. mamana@jrmamanaOct 6
i will and mother nature's son are absolute heaters, sure and blackbird, fine. but john mogs paul on the white album—it's not particularly close
juanis@milloswiftieOct 6
¿quién tiene mejores en el álbum blanco? McCartney // Lennon
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Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up
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cole@juul_survivorAug 30
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Vivian@suchnerveAug 26
Guy who grew up emotionally neglected: (tone of pleased surprise) “Thank you for hanging out with me again”
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amy :))@aim_yeeAug 23
my dad has pictures of his ex gf that tried to shoot him hung up in his new house
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this video being posted this week means the hot stone steak casino butter rock sauce zip sauce tweet will be posted next week then the stomp clap hey tiny desk video the week after that
Homer J. Fong@jeffeboy13Aug 21
.@tinydeskconcerts
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ter@seal_fartsAug 21
you have really bad abandonment issues you have to work on. however, i will be abandoning you now as well.
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Guy whose only been to Bushwick
Frank@frnkhnrqzAug 19
There’s a plethora of dive bars in NYC what are we even talking about- Carmelo’s, 101 Wilson, 3 Diamond Door, Marcos, Lone Wolf, Birdys, Coyote Club ????
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pris@pwiscilaAug 19
You are my mutual and in some ways my boyfriend
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elle@l0velyelenaAug 17
this was John Lennon’s life btw
julia@eathedocumentAug 17
imagine having the worst day of your life and your homoerotic best friend approaches you looking this good
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I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form
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getting push notifications for this
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you're not a real coffee head unless you're drinking cups that you know will make you feel worse
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Wisconsin State Fair just created the worlds first non-alcoholic lemonade. They said it couldn’t be done.
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David Hockney, Steps into Water, 1975.
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𝓚@ifuliedownhereAug 7
Current obsession: the dirty sink paintings of Helen Appel (1976)
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