Est. 2024 Here for a good time, not necessarily a long time.
Hopkins, MN
Joined April 2024
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Tourists take 2 from the Mets to secure the 1 seed in Palooza!
Oh, and Airbud secures the batting title with a .512 batting average!
HRL Tourists retweeted
History has been made!
Air Bud becomes the first player in HRL History to hit .500 + in a single season!
@HRLTourists @BHOD10 – at Hopkins, MN
Closing out the season by playing the @HRLMets !
I asked Taco if he’d be there and he said, “Yep!”
In:
Kyle (Crash Out)
C-Word
Airbud
Wish
Daddy
Face
Tonight we tee off on the @HRLMillers!
With their limited budget we don’t expect any emergency FA signings!
In:
Kyle (John Wick)
C-Word
Airbud
Wish
Daddy
Face
Correction
We have ill will against the @BullsHRL for gaming the system.
Great game @will_smithey
Beautiful day for a division battle against the @BullsHRL !
We have no ill will against them for doing everything in their power to game the system to their advantage!
In:
Kyle (John Wick)
Airbud
Wish
C-Word
Face
Daddy
The Tourists host the @HrlMarlins and the @HrlSaints which C-Word has dubbed HR derby night!
In:
Kyle (maybe)
Face (60% chance)
Airbud
Wish
C-word
Out:
Daddy
🚨All Star Voting🚨
Hitting: Kyle Johnson
He’s a rookie and faced a gauntlet of top tier pitchers.
But still has great stats:
9th in OPS
2nd in OBP
4th in AVG
First ever rookie All Star?
HRL Tourists retweeted
Reds split with Hopkins tonight, but the big story is Sarge making this crazy catch of the year candidate for the @HRLTourists in Game 1.
Hell hath no fury like a wiffle baller scorned… Welcome back Sarge 🫡! (@BullsHRL)
Excited to play the @HRLReds and @HRL_Chanclas!
In:
Sarge
C-word
Daddy
Wish
Out:
Face (🇨🇦🎣)
Airbud (🇬🇷)
Kyle (🤕)
HRL Tourists retweeted
New official nicknames given to the team this past week by the @HRLTourists :
Matt: Deb
Nick: Schmidty
See you all Thursday!
Although the @HRLYardGoats are statistically the worst team in Hopkins, they come from good stock and are trending upward!
In:
Face
Kyle J (crash out)
C-Word
Wish
Out:
Airbud (touring Greek bathhouses)
Daddy (?)
Tourists take two from Eagan against the @HrlTrashPandas and @VibesRelations !
Great night at shitty Ridgecliff but will avoid the fly infested and putrid porta potty next time!
Post games at Wendy’s underrated!
Down with the Hopkins super teams tonight!
Tourists split with the @HRL_Aces
Airbud! And Kyle (ROY)!
Game 1: 11-5 vs the @hrltctwins
Game 2: Postponed (complaints of achy joints and fear of falling)