Joined December 2024
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Hey, guess what?! The @HRLLoons swept us. The Helping Seniors patch winner was Cakes’ brand new offspring which caused him to have to miss tonight, so she did us the biggest favor that anybody affiliated with Loons could possibly do.
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For some reason the @HRLLoons are bitching because we’re showing up to give them 2 wins and a patch tonight. It’s seems out of line to us, especially considering the unified front we had with them earlier this season, but grumps are gonna grump, it seems.
🤖 Made with AI
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We wrap up the regular season against the @hrltctwins . The Loons are disgusted with Twins franchise.. Nelson doesn’t show up anymore, Flow is a jerk and Vlade could give 2 shits about Cakes anymore… Harley 4pm Pacific In: Probably Everyone
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We take on the @HRLHammerheads at Central tonight at 5pm Mountain Time. In- Fishy (with beers) BabyFace (believes in Fishy) BudLarp (dawg) Cakes (better than Fresh Prince) Out- Griz (Drunk for his Bachelor Party)
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Loons take on the @HRLRumblePonies tonight at Harley. 7pm EST. In: -Fishy -BabyFace -Griz -BudLarp -Cakes
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🧹 No Antics sighting.. 👎🏻 For the division on Monday!
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Valley 4pm pacific. We take on the @HRLChihuahuas. In-Griz -BabyFace -BudLarp -Cakes Out- Fishy (heard Antics was coming, didn’t want the stress of playing in front of a big leaguer)
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Valley. 7 pm EST. Loons vs @MarinersHRL. In: Fishy Griz BudLarp
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🧹 #fuckeagan @HRLBraves beers were great after the game
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Would be 3 beers deep at a wiffle field in Hopkins right now but…. Instead we’re are driving to this shit hole.. #fuckeagon
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Aces kicked our ass last week but I think it was because of the air quality. We will see you fuckers in the playoffs @HRL_Aces ❤️🇺🇸 @HRLHops and @HRLBraves.. The Loons couldn’t be more excited to travel to Eagan to play you guys. (See below) In: Everyone besides BabyFace
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We take on the back to back champs @HRL_Aces at Valley at 7pm est. In: Everyone
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Rocket Soaring #300 into the Hopkins Sky! @HRLTwinCities
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The ol double butthole clincher but we beat Eagan twice. Hopkins 4-0. #FuckEagan
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The Loons are super excited to travel to Eagan tonight. Fishy can not stop talking about how excited he is to travel to Eagan tonight in the group chat. @hrlAmericans @HRLSpaceCowboys In: Fishy BabyFace (Beer) Griz (SP2) BudLarp Cakes (SP1)
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We beat the @HRLYardGoats twice. They have a bright future in this league. #FuckEm
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We take on the @HRLYardGoats at Central tonight 4pm pacific. In: Fishy BabyFace Griz (SP2) BudLarp (with beer) Cakes (SP1)
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Buttholes clinched in game 1 but we prevail 6-5 on a walk off against the Athletics. Kicked the shit out of the Lugs game 2. But didn’t 10 run them because we’re fun.
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Loons are playing Wiffle Ball at Valley tonight at 7pm eastern. Doesn’t matter who we play when the Beer/Surfsides are cold. In: Fishy (SP2 & Drinks) BabyFace (SP1) Griz (Bullpen) BudLarp (Dawg) Cakes (Learning how to Hit)
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