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Hey, guess what?!
The @HRLLoons swept us.
The Helping Seniors patch winner was Cakes’ brand new offspring which caused him to have to miss tonight, so she did us the biggest favor that anybody affiliated with Loons could possibly do.
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For some reason the @HRLLoons are bitching because we’re showing up to give them 2 wins and a patch tonight. It’s seems out of line to us, especially considering the unified front we had with them earlier this season, but grumps are gonna grump, it seems.
🤖 Made with AI
We wrap up the regular season against the @hrltctwins . The Loons are disgusted with Twins franchise.. Nelson doesn’t show up anymore, Flow is a jerk and Vlade could give 2 shits about Cakes anymore…
Harley 4pm Pacific
In: Probably Everyone
We take on the @HRLHammerheads at Central tonight at 5pm Mountain Time.
In- Fishy (with beers)
BabyFace (believes in Fishy)
BudLarp (dawg)
Cakes (better than Fresh Prince)
Out- Griz (Drunk for his Bachelor Party)
Loons take on the @HRLRumblePonies tonight at Harley. 7pm EST.
In: -Fishy
-BabyFace
-Griz
-BudLarp
-Cakes
Valley 4pm pacific. We take on the @HRLChihuahuas.
In-Griz
-BabyFace
-BudLarp
-Cakes
Out- Fishy (heard Antics was coming, didn’t want the stress of playing in front of a big leaguer)
Would be 3 beers deep at a wiffle field in Hopkins right now but…. Instead we’re are driving to this shit hole.. #fuckeagon
Aces kicked our ass last week but I think it was because of the air quality. We will see you fuckers in the playoffs @HRL_Aces ❤️🇺🇸
@HRLHops and @HRLBraves.. The Loons couldn’t be more excited to travel to Eagan to play you guys. (See below)
In: Everyone besides BabyFace
The ol double butthole clincher but we beat Eagan twice. Hopkins 4-0. #FuckEagan
The Loons are super excited to travel to Eagan tonight. Fishy can not stop talking about how excited he is to travel to Eagan tonight in the group chat. @hrlAmericans @HRLSpaceCowboys
In: Fishy
BabyFace (Beer)
Griz (SP2)
BudLarp
Cakes (SP1)
We beat the @HRLYardGoats twice. They have a bright future in this league. #FuckEm
We take on the @HRLYardGoats at Central tonight 4pm pacific.
In: Fishy
BabyFace
Griz (SP2)
BudLarp (with beer)
Cakes (SP1)










