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We are Simon & Lorra, married, three kids, trying to keep our heads above water and recording a podcast as cheap therapy. #HAWSTL

Joined September 2020
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🔺 Ep152 is OUT NOW 🔺 DUBAI vs UK hecticness. A dirty secret! School lunches: 80s vs now. Going in the wrong door. First drives And more! Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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New #podcast out today. Talking about the Mum & Dad Taxi Service. Lots of stats. How the experience of driving kids everywhere could be used as contraception! And more. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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🚨New pod episode🚨 Today we run through a list of coffee shop annoyances. And we get surprised by @davidguetta Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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🚨NEW EP ALERT🚨 Do you struggle with small-talk? We definitely do. And there are places we want to be able to opt-out. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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In our latest podcast, Lorra has noticed a trend amongst newly single women on Facebook 😂 Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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🚨 New pod episode 🚨 Today we talk early teenage ‘liaisons’, PIS (parent imposter syndrome) and a rare case of dad inspiration. Listen: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨 On today’s #podcast we talk ‘Doctor Discomfort’, with some toe-curlingly, eye-watering stories about surprising check-ups! No orifice seems out of bounds 😮 Click the link below to listen or search #HAWSTL wherever you get your #podcasts podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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Another clip from the ‘Doctor Discomfort’ episode of the ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ podcast. (I often wonder where Dr. Fingers is today 😮) Full episode here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We’re talking about Lorra’s #Netflix-famous cardigan and the pitfalls of booking flights. Are airlines taking the p***? How can the price fluctuate in seconds?! Modern day highwaymen! Full episode: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Episode 129 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ is out now! Grab it by searching #HAWSTL wherever you get your podcasts or click here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Our first #podcast of 2023 is out now. Listen to episode 127 here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… Highlights include the World's Best Sandwich™, having a special route through work to avoid human interaction & our first ever vindaloo. Happy listening!
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Happy New Year from Husband (Simon) & Wife (Lorra) Sentenced to Life podcast. We’re hoping to get in these next day or two to debrief on the December debacles. Hope you’re happy & well & surviving the trials & tribs of this peculiar period!
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This is going to be fun. We’ve even written a stupid, plinky plinky piano track to add atmos! Listen & subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
In the studio, recording interviews for ‘The School Penguin’, our @serial(ish), rumoured-to-be-true-crime instalment of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). It’s taken us to the four corners of the #UK, #Dubai, #SouthKorea & beyond. It’s going to be a bugger to edit 🎙️✂️
This is our latest episode and it’s great…
New #podcast out today. We interview the creator of an expat Facebook page in #Dubai #UAE. Love them or hate them, they’re there, the have a huge, regular audience and can be both a source of help and serious trolling. We loved doing this one. Full ep: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Do you remember and #BigSchoolDistractions (the obvious one being a dog in the playground)? My mother-in-law (born liar) claims someone in her school stole a little penguin from the zoo in her bag. A teacher friend says a kid brought a cat to school on their bag. Please reply/TT – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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New #HAWSTL podcast out today. A review of the news you missed this week. We talk #schools, #teachers, myths, sexy #chess cheats, wet keys, 1am drives, why you’re aging so quickly, #tips, #lifehacks, baboon #covid sex, #screentime and loads more! Listen: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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New #HAWSTL ‘review of the week’ podcast out now. Listen, like, subscribe, blah blah blah… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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New episode of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ out now. First half is dealing with the emotion of the last couple of days. Second half is the next part of our travel diaries, recorded in #Berlin Click to listen: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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🚨 New episode alert 🚨 Mall meltdowns, first week back traumas, community Facebook groups, the common sense of 2nd year Uni students, Amsterdam travelogue and more! Click to listen: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
🚨NEW EP. ALERT 🚨 Click for ep.109 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sebteced to Life) recorded between Dubai> London> Southampton> Amsterdam ✈️ podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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