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“He’ll probably end up posting stupid videos on Twitter.” - Mr Robinson, Form Tutor, 1983

London, England
Joined May 2008
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You never see the rest of the taxi ride home for fired candidates on The Apprentice. This is it… instagram.com/reel/DfKUYvIpo…
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Tip for any blind people in our neighbourhood… If you’re looking for a park bench to sit on, simply inhale. The more you smell skunk, the closer you’re getting. These words are sponsored by South London (but not Dulwich).
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As if insomnia doesn’t already mess with the neurodivegent brain enough, I had to lay there for an extra hour this morning thinking about doing the oven clock as well.
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I went to this exhibition yesterday and this is EXACTLY how it made me feel. #tatebritain #90s #nineties #genx #comedy
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Also applies (gulp) to a lot of husbands. #traitors #traitorsuk #marriage #parenting
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Better than my wedding, my kids being born and [insert sports team] winning [insert trophy] #traitors #traitorsuk
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Me listening to my kid telling me he planned to work two days a week after his degree that we practically bankrupted ourselves paying for.
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