You never see the rest of the taxi ride home for fired candidates on The Apprentice. This is it… instagram.com/reel/DfKUYvIpo…
Tip for any blind people in our neighbourhood… If you’re looking for a park bench to sit on, simply inhale. The more you smell skunk, the closer you’re getting.
These words are sponsored by South London (but not Dulwich).
As if insomnia doesn’t already mess with the neurodivegent brain enough, I had to lay there for an extra hour this morning thinking about doing the oven clock as well.
I went to this exhibition yesterday and this is EXACTLY how it made me feel.
#tatebritain #90s #nineties #genx #comedy
Better than my wedding, my kids being born and [insert sports team] winning [insert trophy]
#traitors #traitorsuk
Me listening to my kid telling me he planned to work two days a week after his degree that we practically bankrupted ourselves paying for.
If Tom Hanks had washed up in England in Castaway…
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“Dad… What were you like in the 90s?”
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Flour company design meeting…
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Husbands on International Women’s Day
#InternationalWomensDay #iwd #IWD2026 #TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSmK7oa95/
Actor auditions for viral British moments… #TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSmvger1o/
Watching @BRITs with your dad 😩
#britawards #funny #comedy #dads #relatable
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First day on the job!
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