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Run 5 @PPIR Winter #TimeAttack in the #P3D with #TrackMode.
59.782 sec in GT ... broke into the 50s!!!!! π₯ππ
ππ· Tesla Guy π·π retweeted
One time I was getting bullied in high school so I raised millions of dollars from the bully for a charity and then turned it into a for profit company
Sam Altman on Elon Musk: βLook, I donβt like bullies, and I think Elonβs a bully. And so I think once in a while you got to punch a bully back in the nose.β vanityfair.com/story/sam-altβ¦
Sad. $TSLA
ππ· Tesla Guy π·π retweeted
You're not going to believe how nasty Delta is.
βDelta CEO Ed Bastian got caught trashing Elon Musk at internal meetings to explain why they rejected Starlink. But don't buy the corporate moral high ground for a second.
βDelta tested Starlink, but Elon refused to let them trap passengers behind ad-tracking portals to farm and sell user data. SpaceX wanted instant connection just like home, with zero data harvesting.
βSo what did Delta do? They signed with Amazonβs completely untested satellite network which won't even launch fleetwide until 2028. Strictly to monetize passenger information.
βUnited flyers get 300 Mbps; Delta flyers get dial-up and a data harvest.
Imagine $TSLA earnings growth.
Replying to @heyitsyashu
Micron made more profit in one quarter than Tesla will make the next 3 years.
ππ· Tesla Guy π·π retweeted
fucking Europe man
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Today, Pioneer Labs is announcing our first step towards terraforming Mars. ππΌ
With equipment that fits in just a single rocket launch, we can convert Martian dirt, water, and air into enough building materials to construct a small city on Mars.
To do it, we made the first microbe for Mars. We found the best microbe on Earth and used evolution to teach it how to source all of its nutrients directly from Martian materials.
The first astronauts will be greeted with safe shelter already filled with water, oxygen, and rocket fuel for the return journey.
This is the first step toward using biology to make Mars a friendly place for life. It lets us live off the land and helps us build the next great frontier.
It's the first of five organisms we need to green Mars β¬οΈ
People are starting to get it.
All the CEO of $TSLA has to do is nothing. Just don't scale the cybercab. Say something about harming pets or whatever.
The CEO of $SPCX meanwhile advertises on international TV and is ramping like crazy.
Neither is correlated in any way. ππ
I still believe Elon has been waiting for the valuation gap between $SPCX and $TSLA to be large enough so that he can make an attractive offer that makes good on his promise of taking care of loyal Tesla shareholders.
With SpaceX now steady at ~$2T market cap, and Tesla at $1.4T, he can propose a "merger-of-equal" at a 40%-ish premium for Tesla.
You know what? I'll take it - let's just get it done already.
ππ· Tesla Guy π·π retweeted
Iβm going to go out on a limb and say everyone using FSD is experiencing this frequently and is annoyed as hell.
Everyone is praying V15 finally solves the late-staging navigation issues so we donβt have these YOLO cut-throughs to make an exit.
Then we can finally say FSD is boring as hell, in the best possible way.
ππ· Tesla Guy π·π retweeted
Our first Accordion Supercharger
Our goal is to pre-assemble all Superchargers in a factory. If we can't install Superchargers behind a curb, we now have a pre-assembled solution for Superchargers between parking spaces.
16 stalls per truck shipment, 20% cheaper to install, instant commissioning, highest quality.
Next Starship flight on 9/22
Starship is preparing to go to orbit. Flight 14 is targeting to launch as early as Tuesday, September 22, pending regulatory approval β spacex.com/launches/starshipβ¦


























