@Gurning_Chimp

Stone Roses fan, Biochemistry graduate, Breville fanatic

 Manchester, England
Joined August 2011
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Gurning Chimp retweeted
Deuxvingarian@deuxvingarianMay 15
"Hi there! My name's Kieran. I hope I can count on your support for our fantastic local Reform candidate in the upcoming by-election"
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juj@ac3ggot29 May 2025
always sunny if it was good
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Image surfaces of Starmer's talks with Gaza #sausages #FreeTheSausages
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Mark Tighe@MarkLTighe14 Jun 2024
YOU LET DOUGAL MEET THE POPE!?
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Deleted Boxing day scene from #johnLewis ad
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BrewDog@BrewDog3 Nov 2023
WIN. A. BEERVENT. CALENDAR. To be in with a chance of winning this absolute unit of an advent calendar, you just need to follow @brewdog and repost this very post. That's it. T&Cs apply: brewdog.com/uk/promotion-and… - The giveaway is unaffiliated with Twitter. - Entrants must be 18 or over to participate. - Open to UK residents only. - Competition ends at 12:00 GMT on Friday 10th November 2023.
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There is no shortage. Supermarkets are just offering bullshit prices to farmers and the farmers are telling them to fuck off. There are even farmers making tik toks advertising for people to come straight to their farms and just buy the vegetables direct.
GB News
@GBNEWS26 Feb 2023
Food shortages latest: Ministers summon supermarket chiefs for urgent talks amid spiralling fruit and veg crisis gbnews.uk/news/uk-food-short…
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BrewDog@BrewDog16 Sep 2022
This tweet does 2 things: 1. Reminds you there's ONLY 100 days till Christmas. 2. Gives you the chance to WIN 1 of 5 BrewDog Advent Calendars. That's right. 5 calendars. 5 winners. Simple. Like and retweet for a chance to win, and make sure you're following us.
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Gurning Chimp retweeted
Tim Burgess@Tim_Burgess1 Jun 2022
Retweet for a chance to win my signed How High #Hikerdelic jacket - the one I wore on stage tonight. They go on sale for pre-orders on June 9th, the 25th anniversary of the release of How High from hikerdelic.com/ Winner picked at random 10pm on June 8th Tim x x
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nobody@nobodyweb314 Apr 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk
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Chinners@Chinners27 Feb 2022
Replying to @paulwaugh @BBCNewsnight @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer
I still think the disgusting attacks on Starmer today were more likely Corbyn supporters using the words of Boris rather than people 'swayed' by the PM's incorrect remarks. I could be wrong mind.
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Peter Brookes on #BorisJohnson #Putin #PartyGate #UkraineInvasion #BorisBirthdayBash #BirthdayCake - political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.c…
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Gurning Chimp retweeted
Crisp Rat
@StinkyBlueRat11 Nov 2021
I couldn’t resist fate
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“I’m waiting to see if he scores …….
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Andy@andy_eastfield4 Apr 2021
BBC mention incident in which the BBC was involved. #LineOfDuty -Cliff Richard
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NeilM@NM_Rdg9 Jan 2021
People 'celebrating' that 'extreme' views are being banned. Personally I'm worried. A lot of the narratives need to be seen. If they are not seen they can't be challenged. There are less obvious platforms to push these messages and they'll just fester and grow.
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Gurning Chimp retweeted
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz11 Dec 2020
uh oh
Not the Bee
@Not_the_Bee11 Dec 2020
Genius! These codebreakers just cracked the Zodiac Killer's infamous 340 cipher, 51 YEARS after it was first published. notthebee.com/article/so-coo…

Genius! These codebreakers just cracked the Zodiac Killer's infamous 340 cipher, 51 YEARS after it...

And they show you exactly how they did it.

notthebee.com
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Replying to @10DowningStreet
please explain the decision to place the entire nation under house arrest for the best part of a year if fresh air is the answer
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Weird to see so many people go from wanting anyone but Joe in the democratic primaries, laughing at Harris after Tulsi tore her apart to pretending they're amazing.
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