@Gurning_Chimp

Stone Roses fan, Biochemistry graduate, Breville fanatic

 Manchester, England
Joined August 2011
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Rockstar Games
@RockstarGames15 Sep 2015
Replying to @BBC
@BBC Was Basil Brush busy? What exactly is this random, made up bollocks?
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Honestly, the Malfoid meme is the best joint project from The Internet I've seen for a while.
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With one month left until GTA VI, now is the time for telling any companies with Christmas related tweets 'Fuck you it's GTAmas'.
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So Tiger Dude didn't have anything wrong with him, he was just an idiot.
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It's kind of telling that the GTA VI leaks have just descended into pornography (both simulated and actual) after the extended look...
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Noah
@noahdummettOct 10
For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
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manchestereveningnews.co.uk/… Tearing off the front door to put through the window sounds like a very Kearsal thing to do.

Salford HMO 'trashed again' as Reform leader issues statement

"The people of Salford must feel safe in their neighbourhoods"

manchestereveningnews.co.uk
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How long has Ken Barlow been a veggie? #Corrie
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Looking over the City scandal and oh God we're not getting another bloody Prime Minister are we?
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Thank fuck Danni's gone. #GBBO
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>Rockstar made GameInformer release the GTA VI look for free. >You have to get the app. youtube.com/shorts/CxVL9-0hz…

Kansai Neko NOOOOOO :(

Go watch Yani Neko or else she'll be sad#anime #animeedit #yanin...

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Mrs Chimp has the new Monster on. Ryan Murphy really is a hack. We going to have a series based on how Ricardo Lopez was really into bestiality with a Zodiac Killer sub-story next?
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Do cars not even have an aux slot now? Get a cheap MP3 player, rip the songs off the CDs and attach a 3.5mm jack to 3.5mm jack cable then it'll play good stuff without a subscription.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobSep 26
I want cd players in cars to be a thing again. I want to pull out a cd, load it, and listen to the entire album from start to finish without paying some streaming company to listen to a band. Yes, I said it..bring it back. I have gotta look in to doing this for my car.
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'Why does everyone think that the licence fee isn't worthwhile?'
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When your mum asks you and your sister who ate all the chocolate bit from the Neopolitan Ice Cream.
uk politics reaction video@ukpolreactSep 22
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Honestly not getting most of the complaints about the contestants, it's still mostly about the baking. Danni needs to knock off the Quirk Chungus act though. Cringy as fuck. #GBBO
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Honestly, if you really need others to validate your views on a subject, I'm not sure you're secure in your alleged beliefs.
Ezydu@ezradulisSep 22
"She-Hulk" star Tatiana Maslany disses Tom Selleck (while mocking "Magnum, PI") & Michael Jordan for saying they avoid politics to keep their audience/customers happy: "Everything is political. All entertainment is political... It's such a bizarre mentality. It's so cowardly."
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The BBC is removing Mitchell And Webb sketches because 'they no longer work today'? Well neither does the BBC, so when are we getting rid of that then?
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A flawless 1980s album that isn't by U2 or Guns N Roses.
GenTXer2
@GenTXer2Sep 19
A flawless 1980s album that isn't by U2 or Guns N' Roses.
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