@GunFuMerc

You wanna know what DLC stands for? It means “Deadpool Living Comfortably!” | You’re my one thing, @KUNOICHIDOCTOR

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“I may be super, but… heheh … I’m nooooo hero.”
 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️)@GunFuMerc5 Jul 2023
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It could be, could just be part of the banter. Lighten up a little.
ᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ.@FINISHINGJOBSep 30
depends on where you shoot for me , is that s'posed to be a threat ?
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The easier it breaks, the faster they'll squeal. Ya-YEET!
Lady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasSep 30
Be careful, it’s fragile like a little, baby lamb.
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Thanks, been meaning to char some boneheads that won't leave me be. Pass it here!
Lady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasSep 30
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Here, have a cocktail on me. ⠀
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Sounds like she needs to get some overdue tlc. Hopefully some ice and campy comedies will lift her mood.
‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ֶָ 𝒆at NUT͟S ⅋ ‎ 𝒌ick BUT͟T͟S ‍ ⃰@NutbeatableSep 30
She can take both Thanos and Doom ( in a fight ?) without breaking a sweat but that ikea furniture did a number on her. Broken toe, broken nose, two black eyes.
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. . . You might have got the wrong mercenary. But A for effort.
‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ֶָ 𝒆at NUT͟S ⅋ ‎ 𝒌ick BUT͟T͟S ‍ ⃰@NutbeatableSep 22
Crush of the day goes to .. reader ! Awarded for being a selfless person with a good heart !
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I can take whatever you throw at me. Or shoot my way. Can you?
ᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ.@FINISHINGJOBSep 30
don't say I didn't warn you .
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 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) retweeted
ᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ.@FINISHINGJOBSep 30
ᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ.@FINISHINGJOBSep 30
ᅠᅠᅠ I GOT MY MIND 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 .ᐟ ᅠᅠᅠ
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This sign will not stop me
ᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ.@FINISHINGJOBSep 29
DEADPOOL DNI . SCOTT SUMMERS DNI . PETER PARKER DNI . eri emergency contact only WILSON FISK DNI MATT MURDOCK 𝓭𝓶 𝓶𝓮
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I cannot read in castle scribble
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 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) retweeted
Lady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasSep 19
Lady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasSep 19
"ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘʜʀᴀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘꜱ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀ."
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 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) retweeted
❩ Ɲємєѕɪѕ ❨@DebtsComeDueAug 28
❩ Ɲємєѕɪѕ ❨@DebtsComeDueAug 28
⠀ ⠀· · –— ⟢ 𝔇𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝖾 𐄷 ℜ𝖾𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖻𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 ⟣ —– · · ⠀
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If you dont, I understand its because you hate me :]
 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️)@GunFuMercSep 27
Upon coming on in the middle of the night, I noticed a certain pinned tweet is a little off balance If you lot wouldn't mind fixing it, this merc would appreciate it
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Upon coming on in the middle of the night, I noticed a certain pinned tweet is a little off balance If you lot wouldn't mind fixing it, this merc would appreciate it
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 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) retweeted
ᅠᅠᅠ𝓣𝑰𝑭𝑨 ᅠ𝓛𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑻 .ᐟ@OfHerHavenSep 22
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑩𝑬𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑰𝑻❜𝑺 𝑴𝒀 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑵 .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ𝓣𝑰𝑭𝑨 ᅠ𝓛𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑻 .ᐟ@OfHerHavenSep 22
𝑫𝑰𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀⸝ 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 .
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 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) retweeted
— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐋𝐘@PSIONICANGELJul 30
— 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐋𝐘@PSIONICANGELJul 30
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ—— IS THERE 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 ON 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿 .ᐣ
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Do i even wanna know what this what about
Deadpool.@KillaritySep 26
Replying to @Killarity
@GunFuMerc send help
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Or am I free to just turn over and sleep
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 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) retweeted
𝒲﹒𝒲 ┄ ⚔️@wiIdswonderJun 8
⠀ ⠀⠀⋆⠀ ‍*໋ ‍ ͡ ꒦‍ ݁ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝖍ℯ𝖈𝒶𝖙ℯ , 𝒉⃨𝒆⃨𝒂⃨𝒓⃨ 𝒎⃨𝒆⃨ 🗡️
𝒲﹒𝒲 ┄ ⚔️@wiIdswonderJun 8
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⋆ ◟ ☽⛥ ⎯⎯⎯⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𐔌 ᵈᵒ—𝒈⃨𝒓⃨𝒆⃨𝒂⃨𝒕⃨ 𝒿𝖚𝓈𝖙𝒾𝖈ℯ.
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"Dude, I just got you out of the water. Do you wanna go back in? Think twice before you go flying again." He shakes his head before going to lay on one of the lounge chairs.
 Deadpool. (fun sized!)@ComedyLegoSep 8
Had he been out there longer, probably. He climbs out of the basket, dried up. "You also couldve broken me. I know im made of plastic, but im fairly close to the brittle kind! Douche." Punching him in the boot.
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Scooping him out of the water, before tossing him off into the towel basket. "Keep that up and you'll ruin your decals. You're welcome."
 Deadpool. (fun sized!)@ComedyLegoSep 8
Floating in a pool, sunbaked.
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