If anyone steps on me, I will make your day ten times worse.

Joined December 2023
Temp. pinned. Let’s see how temporary it lasts.
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Had he been out there longer, probably. He climbs out of the basket, dried up. "You also couldve broken me. I know im made of plastic, but im fairly close to the brittle kind! Douche." Punching him in the boot.
Scooping him out of the water, before tossing him off into the towel basket. "Keep that up and you'll ruin your decals. You're welcome."
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Does anyone even remember I exist?
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Floating in a pool, sunbaked.
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This is cruel and unusual punishment
Pov: I have you in my duffle bag and I came to check if u need water
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I sure didn't! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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How are you doing today? 😊
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I can see why the taller me likes you. Ya both are cute fr fr.
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"Oh. Well... at least the thought was nice? You'd look cool as a lego. Especially with all the cool parts they've made recently! Oh they made legs with prosthetics that blend seamlessly with the build of our torso and—" He would continue yapping about lego minifigure parts.
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So like heightened senses, all dialed to eleven? Yeesh, he's sorry he yelled earlier. He would go check the area she spoke of, finding that hunk of plastic hobbling about. "Found it! Thanks, pretty lady!"
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OMG PLEASE
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I mean uhm It'd be nice if she were real
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He would blink a few times before hopping to both peck her cheek and fall back to the floor of his own accord. "That's really sweet of you, but don't worry. I'll find it." He thinks it fell into an area she couldn't reach anyways. The thought was nice.
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His lego head would roll in her hand, to face her. "I know im made of plastic, but doesn't mean I don't FEEL!!" He would soon reassemble himself... tho he's missing a leg. "Damn it, where'd it go off to?" He would ask, using her hand now as a vantage point.
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Morning!
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH—" Falls to the floor with a familiar breaking sound.
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Bothering @RAGEP00L by dancing like this within eye viewing range.
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