I guard the town. No, you cannot see the king. No, those rocks are not gold. Yes, I can hear you casting your dumb spells.

Town Gate
Joined August 2023
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Thou hath no obligation to follow an unlawful order.
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Peers, I find myself at an impass. Though I straddle betwixt Blue-Scry and hex; I can not support, even remotely, the plots of its master. What would thou have me do? Should I keep a voice upon this site or begin to muster elsewhere?
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Replying to @beastbellygamer
A false title, I dare say.
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By order of the king: If thou art a merchant, thou art not allowed to portend the future to speculate the price of goods.
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Bugbears? Actually, thou shouldst leave them alone.
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Credit unto thee, ser, for that's a fine looking schnitzel.
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"Tremble watchman! I am the mighty Demon-Lord" All-right, where be ye fief then? What crop doth they grow?
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Replying to @DevotionOath
TERFbane gauntlets
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Hast thou tried this new "chocolate" stuff? The sailors hath brought it from far lands.
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Replying to @Goblin_Posting
Is that where they went?
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Replying to @WzrdFrinkelbaum
Madness belying genius behind it
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Replying to @cavalierposting
Nay, I know of it not. Why, doth this name make appearance?
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Replying to @FighterPosting
Fie, I really need to schedule time to see a cleric.
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The town is richer for the many walks of people it hath. Let none tell thee otherwise.
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Replying to @ChivalryPosting
Aye - I suppose we'll need to start to muster a few of their kind as watch.
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Were the Missus and I ever to be blessed, I quite like this one.
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Watch men? Aye, and the ladies too.
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I hath survived my second ordeal by dentist and returned to rest.
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About once a day some old person portends me the coming of the demon hordes and the end of the realms as we know it. Ser, I asked thee if thou had any trade goods to declare, not thy life story.
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